Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate

Donald is such a demure character that he’s probably not thinking about anything crazy right? Just kidding, whatever Donald ’s thoughts during the last presidential were had to be absolutely bonkers. There were probably a few misogynistic epithets floating around, and at least secret mental cue to Vladimir Putin (just in case telepathy is a thing). Even though it seems like he’s speaking off the top of his head, the things Donald Trump wanted to say during the third were probably much more of a nightmare than anything he spewed at Chris Wallace. It’s time to take a look at all the things Donald Trump thought during the final election .

Whether you like him or not, you have to admit that Donald Trump tends to say what’s on his mind, but even the most ridiculous fame monsters have to have some kind of inner monologue. We don’t know for sure, but we think that the thoughts raging in Donald Trump’s head are a million times worse than anything he says on a daily basis. That, or he can’t get “Uptown Funk” out of his head. Just to be sure, how about taking a look at his innermost thoughts during the debate.

Remember Donald, Grab This Debate by the P*ssy

I Should Really Get Longer than a Two Minute Response Time

After All, Hillary Clinton Is Another Brick in the Mexican Wall, Such a Sweet Song They Should Make Me President of Music

How Often Do I Get to Respond? Every 10 Seconds Right?

My New Spray Tan Better Look Beautiful on Camera

How Can I Swing This Back to Hillary Being a Criminal?

I Hope Putin Is Watching, He’s Such a Babe

I Wish I Could Deport Hillary from This Debate

Why Didn’t Anyone Cheer When I Mentioned the American Flag?

Whatever You Do, Don’t Forget to Work NAFTA Into the Debate

I Can’t Wait to Fist Fight Chris Wallace in the Parking Lot

Wait ‘Till These Folks Hear What I Have to Say About Women’s Rights

How Do You Like Me Now Emmy Voters?

Do Open Borders Extend Fourth Meal?

I Can’t Believe I Just Said, “You’re the Puppet”

Remember, It’s “Radical Islamic Terrorism,” Not Radical Indy Grab Tubularism

Please Don’t Compare My Campaign to Aleppo

De-Bunked? Deb-Unked? Am I Saying That Right?

Oooh I Said “Hell,” Are You Scandalized America?

Economists? More Like Economisses. Boom.