The Funniest “Sexy” Halloween Costumes

October has been called many things – Spooktober, 31 Nights of Fright, the start of pumpkin spice season – but Americans know it by its true name: slutty  costume season. It is arguably the silliest, darkest, sexiest month on the Gregorian calendar, and it only comes but once a year. And each year provides us with some truly funny, sexy

These might not be the best sexy costume ideas Halloween 2019 has to offer, but they are certain to grab attention. Some of the funniest “sexyHalloween costumes of 2019 are quite topical, while others remain timeless. However, it’s safe to say that none of these outfits will be a part of your wardrobe come November. 

Read on to discover some truly silly 2019 Halloween costumes, and make sure to vote up your favorite entries.


Sexy Goldfish

Sexy Rick Sanchez

Sexy Vladimir Putin

Sexy Fake News

Sexy Fidget Spinner

Sexy Pennywise

Sexy Melania Trump

Sexy Beast

Sexy Sriracha

Sexy Pizza

Sexy Eleven From Stranger Things

Sexy Donald Trump

Sexy Maggie Simpson

Sexy Fruit Basket

Sexy Spongebob

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