Funny Boat Names That’ll Get a Hull of a Lot of Laughs

While some of these funny boat name puns were clearly purposeful displays humor and puntastic wit, we suspect that others may not have been quite as well thought out before they hit the waves. We’ve got everything from G-rated, grandpa style humor to puns that lean a little more to the adult side (including a surprising amount of boob jokes). So if you’re ready for a good laugh at high tide, you’re going to love these boat puns.

Whether you’re looking for a few ideas to keep the folks at your own local dock laughing, or just can’t get enough of eye-roll worthy puns, we’ve got just the ship for you. Don’t give into pierpressure to stay behind, because we’re getting ready to keep it reel with this high class collection of sex-sea boat names, buooooooy. Rest assured, it’s all downhill from here as roll out a collection of hilarious boat puns that’ll have you saying, “Knot bad.

Why You Never Let Grandpa Name the Boat

In More Ways Than One…

If You Got It, Flaunt It

Check out This Piece of Ship

Discount Rides Available

Maybe It Means Something Else in Cantonese

Hopefully You Never Come Across This and Can Read It Left to Right

Be Sure to Get Your Daily Dose of…

This Boat Has a Problem

Hey, Ship Happens Man

Yeah Buoooooy!

Get a Load of This Bullship

Big Busted Sailor Girls Unite!

No Sports Bras Allowed

Today’s Special

Well! It’s…

Poetic Fail

These Guys Love Eggs

How You Know Your Boat’s Really into You

Too Soon, Boat. Too Soon

What up Play Buooooy?

Man’s Favroite Discovery

Air’s Never Been So Sexy

This Boat’s Working Its Way Through Medical School

TMI on the High Seas