While some of these funny boat name puns were clearly purposeful displays humor and puntastic wit, we suspect that others may not have been quite as well thought out before they hit the waves. We’ve got everything from G-rated, grandpa style humor to puns that lean a little more to the adult side (including a surprising amount of boob jokes). So if you’re ready for a good laugh at high tide, you’re going to love these boat puns.
Whether you’re looking for a few ideas to keep the folks at your own local dock laughing, or just can’t get enough of eye-roll worthy puns, we’ve got just the ship for you. Don’t give into pierpressure to stay behind, because we’re getting ready to keep it reel with this high class collection of sex-sea boat names, buooooooy. Rest assured, it’s all downhill from here as roll out a collection of hilarious boat puns that’ll have you saying, “Knot bad.
Why You Never Let Grandpa Name the Boat
In More Ways Than One…
If You Got It, Flaunt It
Check out This Piece of Ship
Discount Rides Available
Maybe It Means Something Else in Cantonese
Hopefully You Never Come Across This and Can Read It Left to Right
Be Sure to Get Your Daily Dose of…
This Boat Has a Problem
Hey, Ship Happens Man
Get a Load of This Bullship
Big Busted Sailor Girls Unite!
No Sports Bras Allowed
These Guys Love Eggs
How You Know Your Boat’s Really into You
Too Soon, Boat. Too Soon
What up Play Buooooy?
Man’s Favroite Discovery
Air’s Never Been So Sexy
This Boat’s Working Its Way Through Medical School
TMI on the High Seas