Funny Quotes That Completely Validate Your Drinking

Drinking often leads to people not being able to shut up, so it makes sense that there are lots of drinking quotes floating around the Internet. Love it or hate it, drinking is often the cause of the best and worst experiences of our lives. And the best part of all is that our brains conveniently tend to forget the ‘less favorable’ memories. The good news is most of the bad things you do when you’re drunk are totally honest mistakes that are not your fault at all. It’s your stupid, judgmental friends that need to like totally chill out. Everything is cool. You’re cool. But if you need to prove it to them, you should show them of these alcohol quotes. or don’t. Maybe you should spend more time actually drinking than looking up quotes about drinking. That’s entirely up to you.
Drinking Like a Fish

Liver Let Die





Turn Down For What?





Don’t Drink And Dial





Rehab Is For Quitters





The Outsiders





The Drinkinator





Rise And Wine



The Way You Look This Morning





The Drunk Defense





In Soviet Russia, Vodka Drinks You





Carry On





Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Salad?





Shop ‘Til You Drop





With Friends Like These…





Caution Drunk Floor





That Girl Is Poison





Irish You Were Naked





Sharing Is Caring





Turbo Smashed





Truthers Unite





Not Your Average Joe





Black Hole Capri Sun





Hair Of The Dog