Funny Quotes That Completely Validate Your Drinking

Drinking often leads to people not being able to shut up, so it makes sense that there are lots of drinking quotes floating around the Internet. Love it or hate it, drinking is often the cause of the best and worst experiences of our lives. And the best part of all is that our brains conveniently tend to forget the ‘less favorable’ memories. The good news is most of the bad things you do when you’re drunk are totally honest mistakes that are not your fault at all. It’s your stupid, judgmental friends that need to like totally chill out. Everything is cool. You’re cool. But if you need to prove it to them, you should show them of these alcohol quotes. or don’t. Maybe you should spend more time actually drinking than looking up quotes about drinking. That’s entirely up to you.
Drinking Like a Fish

Liver Let Die

Turn Down For What?

Don’t Drink And Dial

Rehab Is For Quitters

The Outsiders

The Drinkinator

Rise And Wine

The Way You Look This Morning

The Drunk Defense

In Soviet Russia, Vodka Drinks You

Carry On

Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Salad?

Shop ‘Til You Drop

With Friends Like These…

Caution Drunk Floor

That Girl Is Poison

Irish You Were Naked

Sharing Is Caring

Turbo Smashed

Truthers Unite

Not Your Average Joe

Black Hole Capri Sun

Hair Of The Dog