These are some of the worst crowdfunding campaigns the Internet has to offer, featuring everything from stupid GoFundMe campaigns like the one to find out the truth about #deflategate, to a Kickstarter fan project to break up Ciara and Russell Wilson. While some of these dumb things on GoFundMe might actually resonate with some people (like the one to help a lady buy a hedgehog), others are just plain wacky.
At the very least, these crowdfunding attempts will help you feel better about your own life. Vote up the best of the worst dumb GoFundMe campaigns ever to hit the web!
The Hat Fund We Will Actually Contribute To
The Fund To Send A Woman Around The World For 'Spiritual Healing'
Traveling the world sounds like an amazing opportunity. And the chance to travel the world on someone else’s dime? Even better. Rebecca G. is asking people to help her pay for a $10,000 round-the-world trip, all so she can advance in her “spiritual journey.”
Sure. She promises that as she travels she will help others realize their own spiritual journey, all while living out her dream. How she plans to help others is unclear, though. What we do know is that she plans to write a book about it. Yay?
The Fund for a Half-Pint of Henny
A Fund to Erase This Bad Decision
Turns out getting a job was tough for this tattooed New Yorker. To help erase her (really, really, really) terrible decision and hopefully brighten up her job prospects, she started a GoFundMe campaign to get the 420 tattoo removed from her forehead.
Aiming for $800, she raised more than $1,000 in just a few days.
The Fund to Put a Tardis Into Space
The Fund to Break Up Russell Wilson and Ciara
After seeing how Future Hendrix’s career blossomed right after he broke up with Ciara, a few Seattle Seahawks fans thought the sexy singer was the cause of her new boyfriend Russell Wilson’s decline.
The page creators asked for $50,000 to help get “Ciara’s career back on track so she has no time to be in a relationship.”
A Fund to Help This Chick Adopt This Creature
After going through a harrowing divorce in August of 2015, a Denver woman decided that there were only two things in this world that could ever revive her happiness. The first was adopting this adorable hedgehog.
The second was collecting the $500 dollars it apparently takes to adopt an adorable hedgehog.
A Fund for This Guy's Booty Call
The Fund for This Lady's Midlife Crisis Tat
The Fund for Alabama
The Fund to Help This Guy Parent His Kids
A Fund to Help This Guy Netflix and Chill
A Fund to Make Up for Not Winning the Lottery
The Dating Fund We All Secretly Want
After growing tired of the apparent flood of men who regularly hit on her online, 26-year-old Victoria decided to just cut the crap and set up a fund for those suitors to do something useful instead – pay the bills for her and her four kids.
After setting up a GoFundMe campaign “for all the n****s in my inbox texting my phone and commenting on my pics,” Victoria proceeded to raise about $60 before taking the page down.
The Fund to Protect a Racist A**hole Who Probably Has It Coming
After organizing an Nazi style anti-Islam protest rally in Phoenix (which involved assault riffles and racist t-shirts), Jon here decided that it was time to take precautions. Suspecting there there could possibly be some backlash, he decided that $10 million would to protect his family.
The page lasted six hours before GoFundMe noticed it, laughed hysterically, and yanked it off of their platform.