The 30 Greatest Examples of Superman Being a Dick

In honor of turning another year older again this year without aging a day (dick), here are the 50 best examples of being a dick. “ is a dick” is a concept originally conceived by the fine folks at Superdickery.com (linked to the right). In one of the earliest great things on the Internet, they compiled over 300 examples of being a misogynist, selfish, needlessly cruel dick in old from the 40s, 50s, and beyond.     Here’s the absolute best of the “ is a dick” concept, out of over 300 examples. And yes, these are all real. A lot of them are just from a time in which they were selling Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane comics by using a premise that doesn’t actually apply to what is in the comic book itself. Some of these even say “this is not a cop-out” because most of them were. The contents of the inside of the comics most often had absolutely nothing to do with the covers. The covers where is a dick were just ways for comic book companies and stores to entice readers to buy these probably horrible, yet now classic comic books.

The One Where He Makes Out with Someone on Lois's Grave

The One Where Superman Commits the Perfect Murder?





The One Where He’s Got JOKES





Another One Where Lois = His Emotional Rag Doll



The One With Nazi Hitler Superman





Another One Where Superman Denies People Water



The Classic Where Jimmy Begs For Water





Another One Where He Makes Out With Someone, Horribly





Easily the Weirdest Example of Superman Being a Dick





The One With Superman’s Bastard Child





The One Where Superman Lets People Think Batman Is A Witch





The One Where Superman Gets All End-Of-The-Worldy





The One Where He Calls It Like It Is





The One Where Cheating Is No Big Deal To Superman





The One Where Superman Plays Games with Lana Lang’s Heart





The One Where Superman Tortures A Guy For Years





The One Where Superman Is A Horrible Adoptive Father to Jimmy





The One Where Superman Pulls The Plug On Batman





The Superman with Emotional Animal Cruelty In It





The One Where Superman Overreacts A Little Bit





The One Where Superman Doesn’t Care About Property Damage





The One Where Superman Dresses Robin and Jimmy In Outfits





The One Where He Blackmails Lois





The One Where Superman Is A Horrible Boss





The One Where Old Lois Can Suck It





The One Where Superman Feeds A Dragon Soylent Green Kind Of





Another Clark Kent Death-Faking





The One with a Super Unfair Fight





The One Where Superman Doesn’t Care About Jewel Platters





The One Where Lois Gets A Fitted Prison Outfit





The One Where Batman and Superman Let Robin Drive