The 30 Greatest Examples of Superman Being a Dick

In honor of turning another year older again this year without aging a day (dick), here are the 50 best examples of being a dick. “Superman is a dick” is a concept originally conceived by the fine folks at Superdickery.com (linked to the right). In one of the earliest great things on the , they compiled over 300 examples of Superman being a misogynist, selfish, needlessly cruel dick in old from the 40s, 50s, and beyond.     Here’s the absolute best of the “ is a dick” concept, out of over 300 examples. And yes, these are all . A lot of them are just from a time in which they were selling Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane by using a premise that doesn’t actually apply to what is in the book itself. Some of these even say “this is not a cop-out” because most of them were. The contents of the inside of the comics most often had absolutely nothing to do with the covers. The covers where Superman is a dick were just ways for book companies and stores to entice readers to buy these probably horrible, yet now classic comic books.

The One Where He Makes Out with Someone on Lois's Grave

The One Where Superman Commits the Perfect Murder?


The One Where He’s Got


Another One Where Lois = His Emotional Rag Doll

The One With Nazi Hitler Superman


Another One Where Superman Denies Water

The Classic Where Jimmy Begs For Water


Another One Where He Makes Out With Someone, Horribly


Easily the Weirdest Example of Superman Being a Dick


The One With Superman’s Bastard Child


The One Where Superman Lets Think Is A Witch


The One Where Superman Gets All End-Of-The-Worldy


The One Where He Calls It Like It Is


The One Where Cheating Is No Big Deal To Superman


The One Where Superman Plays Games with Lana Lang’s Heart


The One Where Superman Tortures A Guy For Years


The One Where Superman Is A Horrible Adoptive Father to Jimmy


The One Where Superman Pulls The Plug On


The Superman with Emotional Animal Cruelty In It


The One Where Superman Overreacts A Little Bit


The One Where Superman Doesn’t Care About Property Damage


The One Where Superman Dresses Robin and Jimmy In Outfits


The One Where He Blackmails Lois


The One Where Superman Is A Horrible Boss


The One Where Old Lois Can Suck It


The One Where Superman Feeds A Dragon Soylent Green Kind Of


Another Clark Kent Death-Faking


The One with a Super Unfair Fight


The One Where Superman Doesn’t Care About Jewel Platters


The One Where Lois Gets A Fitted Prison Outfit


The One Where Batman and Superman Let Robin Drive

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