27 Helpful Notes Written By Drunk People To Their Sober Selves

All humans are glass cases of emotion, and enough drinks can crack them open to the point where feelings flow uncontrollably like entities from Pandora’s Box. To relay these profound sentiments to the sober self, drunks often leave behind drunk notes, documents capable of true brilliance or utter incoherence. Like that meat-lovers’ pizza you forgot you ordered, drunk notes are usually a fun surprises you find in your bed the next morning. Accounts from the night before and little tidbits of advice are typical motifs, but many drunk letters defy known language itself, making you question what you got into last night. Thus, it is up to you to Nancy Drew their meanings together the next day.

Smell You Later


Total Dick Move




Smarty Pants







Office Party Fail List







Laid Back







A Plea For Sober Me







About Last Night…







Make It Two







Dream On







This Means Something







It’s A Trap!







Beer Is Coming







Ah Ha!







Hands-On Approach







What The Truck?







When Dogs Get Drunk







Toilet Humor







Having Your Cake And Eating It Too







Love, Wafflebot







I Have A Little Shadow







Simply The Breast







Mr. Clean







Step-By-Step







Jeff Who Lives At Home







Suck On That







Keep Me Posted







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