27 Helpful Notes Written By Drunk People To Their Sober Selves

All humans are glass cases of emotion, and enough drinks can crack them open to the point where feelings flow uncontrollably like entities from Pandora’s Box. To relay these profound sentiments to the sober self, drunks often leave behind drunk notes, documents capable of true brilliance or utter incoherence. Like that meat-lovers’ pizza you forgot you ordered, drunk notes are usually a fun surprises you find in your bed the next morning. Accounts from the night before and little tidbits of advice are typical motifs, but many drunk letters defy known language itself, making you question what you got into last night. Thus, it is up to you to Nancy Drew their meanings together the next day.

Smell You Later

Total Dick Move

Smarty Pants

Office Party Fail List

Laid Back

A Plea For Sober Me

About Last Night…

Make It Two

Dream On

This Means Something

It’s A Trap!

Beer Is Coming

Ah Ha!

Hands-On Approach

What The Truck?

When Dogs Get Drunk

Toilet Humor

Having Your Cake And Eating It Too

Love, Wafflebot

I Have A Little Shadow

Simply The Breast

Mr. Clean


Jeff Who Lives At Home

Suck On That

Keep Me Posted

National Treasure 3