27 Helpful Notes Written By Drunk People To Their Sober Selves

All humans are glass cases of emotion, and enough drinks can crack them open to the point where feelings flow uncontrollably like entities from Pandora’s Box. To relay these profound sentiments to the sober self, drunks often leave behind drunk notes, documents capable of true brilliance or utter incoherence. Like that meat-lovers’ pizza you forgot you ordered, drunk notes are usually a fun surprises you find in your bed the next morning. Accounts from the night before and little tidbits of advice are typical motifs, but many drunk letters defy known language itself, making you question what you got into last night. Thus, it is up to you to Nancy Drew their meanings together the next day.

Smell You Later


Total Dick Move




Smarty Pants






Office Party Fail List






Laid Back






A Plea For Sober Me






About Last Night…






Make It Two






Dream On






This Means Something






It’s A Trap!






Beer Is Coming






Ah Ha!






Hands-On Approach






What The Truck?






When Dogs Get Drunk






Toilet Humor






Having Your Cake And Eating It Too






Love, Wafflebot






I Have A Little Shadow






Simply The Breast






Mr. Clean






Step-By-Step






Jeff Who Lives At Home






Suck On That






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