30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever

These Chinese mistranslations are unfortunate for those ordering noodles, but luckily for us, their mistakes speak the universal language of laughter. We have found the funniest Chinese typos and mistranslations which will leave you in stitches, especially when you think about how oblivious people are to their mistakes.

 

These crazy Chinese mistranslations range from Chinese tattoos that unsuspecting idiots got without realizing what they actually said, interesting (read: disturbing) food menus, confusing road signs, and misquotes of some famous English speaking thinkers, but we must admit that the more permanent the mistranslation, the funnier it is!

This Is Ridquackulous

Stick It to the Man!





Doing Your Mum’s Shopping





Be Careful Not to Pull Out the Pin! I Think?





Screw Those Certain Prices!





Please Do Not Damage the Hill





Green Dreams





Don’t Treat Me Like a Potato





Recycling Has Never Been So Specific





At Least They’re Honest





Wait Till You See It





Let the Bodies Hit the Floor





Whatever!





Grab Me Now!





Let Us Help!





There Can Be Only One





Our Societies Biggest Threat





It Comes Out Every Full Moon





A Classic Snack





You Are the Best!





Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Roasted





Reverse Psychology?





Sharing Is Caring





Crape Diem





The Forest Wishes You Would Respect It’s Personal Space





When You Fancy a Snack and the Chance to Redeem That Mistake of Ever Having Children





2.20 Is a Bargain





Nice and Elegant





Burn?





Yikes!





Please!





Just One of Those Things