30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever

These Chinese mistranslations are unfortunate for those ordering noodles, but luckily for us, their mistakes speak the universal language of laughter. We have found the funniest Chinese typos and mistranslations which will leave you in stitches, especially when you think about how oblivious people are to their mistakes.


These crazy Chinese mistranslations range from Chinese tattoos that unsuspecting idiots got without realizing what they actually said, interesting (read: disturbing) food menus, confusing road signs, and misquotes of some famous English speaking thinkers, but we must admit that the more permanent the mistranslation, the funnier it is!

This Is Ridquackulous

Stick It to the Man!

Doing Your Mum’s Shopping

Be Careful Not to Pull Out the Pin! I Think?

Screw Those Certain Prices!

Please Do Not Damage the Hill

Green Dreams

Don’t Treat Me Like a Potato

Recycling Has Never Been So Specific

At Least They’re Honest

Wait Till You See It

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor


Grab Me Now!

Let Us Help!

There Can Be Only One

Our Societies Biggest Threat

It Comes Out Every Full Moon

A Classic Snack

You Are the Best!

Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Roasted

Reverse Psychology?

Sharing Is Caring

Crape Diem

The Forest Wishes You Would Respect It’s Personal Space

When You Fancy a Snack and the Chance to Redeem That Mistake of Ever Having Children

2.20 Is a Bargain

Nice and Elegant




Just One of Those Things