30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever

These Chinese mistranslations are unfortunate for those ordering noodles, but luckily for us, their mistakes speak the universal language of laughter. We have found the funniest Chinese typos and mistranslations which will leave you in stitches, especially when you think about how oblivious people are to their mistakes.

 

These crazy Chinese mistranslations range from Chinese tattoos that unsuspecting idiots got without realizing what they actually said, interesting (read: disturbing) food menus, confusing road signs, and misquotes of some famous English speaking thinkers, but we must admit that the more permanent the mistranslation, the funnier it is!

This Is Ridquackulous
30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever

Stick It to the Man!


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Doing Your Mum’s Shopping


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Be Careful Not to Pull Out the Pin! I Think?


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Screw Those Certain Prices!


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Please Do Not Damage the Hill


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Green Dreams


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Don’t Treat Me Like a Potato


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Recycling Has Never Been So Specific


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



At Least They’re Honest


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Wait Till You See It


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Let the Bodies Hit the Floor


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Whatever!


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Grab Me Now!


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Let Us Help!


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



There Can Be Only One


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Our Societies Biggest Threat


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



It Comes Out Every Full Moon


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



A Classic Snack


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



You Are the Best!


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Roasted


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Reverse Psychology?


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Sharing Is Caring


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Crape Diem


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



The Forest Wishes You Would Respect It’s Personal Space


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



When You Fancy a Snack and the Chance to Redeem That Mistake of Ever Having Children


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



2.20 Is a Bargain


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Nice and Elegant


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Burn?


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Yikes!


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Please!


30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever



Just One of Those Things

30+ Most Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations Ever