Hilariously Bad WTF Tinder Profiles

Perhaps the existence of bad tinder profiles should come as no surprise, considering the whole idea is basically that of an online forum where you can find a quick hookup without ever leaving the comfort of your Lazy Boy. Unfortunately for humanity however, there seems to exist a whole other level of wtf tinder profiles that take eccentricity to a whole new level. Be forewarned that what you’re about to see below ain’t always gonna be pretty, but if you’re out for a good, not-so-G-rated laugh, you’ve come to the right place. 

What were these people thinking? The possibilities are as endless as the cuss words that would be an appropriate response to a great deal of them. Whether they had one too many at the bar, found themselves at the wrong end of a bet gone horribly wrong, or are actually-God forbid- serious, no one can say. 

Regardless, consider yourself cordially invited to vote for you picks for the craziest, weirdest, and just plain WTF tinder profiles of all time.

Where To Begin…

Houston, We Have a Problem

D is for “Daaaamn”

There’s Something a Little Too Special About This 2 for 1 Special

Guess Who Got the Golden Ticket?

Class: Nailin’ It

Oh Boy

Talk About Special Skills

Ouch. Just Ouch.

Party Like a Centaur

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty

Well, We’ve All Got Our Vices

Better Bring Your Own Hard Hat for This One

Taste the Rainbow

There’s Just Something So Wrong About This

Time to Phone Home

6-Pack: You’re Doin’ It Wrong

How You’d Like to Find This Guy and His Stereo Outside Your Window?

Hellooooo Kitty

Hung Like a Centaur

The Face That Launched 1,000 Left Swipes

She Seems Like a Gas

Nothing Against Animal Lovers, but Damn!

Ladies. . .

Must Be This Tall To Ride

Larnce: The Man Behind the Bikini Briefs

Radishes. . . Not So Rad, Ironically

Redefining the Term “Strong Woman”

Because “Non-Conformist” Was Just Too Long to Type