The life of a police sketch artist is a stressful and interesting one, to say the least. His or her job is an integral part in the investigative process. While there have been many success stories regarding the accuracy of a police sketch, this list showcases the pictures that exist along the fringes of what would be considered “good police work.” These really bad police sketches take the cake as far as horrific and laughable renderings of supposedly human faces. This list compiles all kinds of funny police sketches as well as some of the weirdest and most strange looking police composite sketches in existence. A man without eyes? A murderer without ears? A vengeful egg-man and a sad looking guy with a cabbage for a head? These bad police sketches don’t really look like criminals, let alone actual people.
This Pretty Line Drawing
A Super Violent Crime Committed by Doug Funnie
NAILED It on the Nose. Good Thing They Used Graphing Paper.
This X-Files Villain
I Love That The Artists Feel the Need to Sign Their Work
This Guy Who Tried to Look Super Tough, But Was Drawn as an Adorable Sesame Street Version of Himself
That One Time Daft Punk Robbed a Bank
Lurch from the Addams Family Robs a House or Something
This Guy Who Was Probably Just Described as ‘Ninja’
This Owl Person, or Owl Superhero, Living Among Us
MacCauley Culkin Now
Crackhead Steve Buscemi
Faceless Man or Vengeful Egg? You Decide!
This Is the Real Teen Wolf
Another Amazing New Orleans Sketch
Oh You Know, Cabbage Head. Good Ol’ Cabbage Head.
Man Accused of Fondling Himself in Hotel Room Also Cuts His Own Hair
If This Guy’s Got No Eyes, Then Why Does He Need Those Glasses?
Who Is That Masked Man?
This Neck-Cape-Wearing Public Flasher
‘Describe the Scarf Again, Please. Did It Have Layers?’ -The Sketch Artist
The One Eared Bandit?
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This Woman Dressed As a Man with a Lot of Contempt For You
Elliot, Finally Arrested for Harboring a Nightmarish Extraterrestrial Lifeform
This Probable Backup Dancer
This Child Abductor Gets a Glamour Shot Sketch
The Guy from Punchout
A Human Version of a Beagle Boy
They Really Went All Out on How Fat This Guy Is
Another F*cking Ninja
Sketch Courtesy of MS Paint 101