31 Hilariously Offensive Cards Against Humanity Moments

Funny Cards Against Humanity pictures are a staple of any young people party. This “party game for horrible people” is a lot like Apples to Apples, but a lot sexier, darker, and certainly more inappropriate. This adult card game pits you against your friends, to see whose mind is most definitively in the gutter. When the black card is selected, get your cameras (by which we mean iPhones) ready to snap hot photos of the hilarious, funny, off color responses your friends will give with their white cards.

From AIDS to mild autism, “dem titties” to various other sexy things, and gems like “whatever the McRib is made of,” the cards in Cards Against Humanity set even the most mature adults on the path to inappropriate success. One of the most fun party games and top card games around, Cards Against Humanity is sure to liven up any house party, or holiday gathering with family. Have fun explaining the more obscure sexual references to your grandma!

As the saying goes, “pics or it didn’t happen.” Thankfully, plenty of Cards Against Humanity players are snapping photos of their genius card combinations, and we’ve assembled them here for your viewing pleasure and maybe even some CAH training sessions. It’s very important to be good at this game. We can’t put enough social pressure on you right now. You want to be as funny as these people, we promise.

Jesus, Grandma!

Fatherly Advice

This Would Ruin Any Game

A Match Made in a Factory

Murica

Committment’s Important

This Is the Best One of This One

I Had an Involuntarily Audieble Reaction To This One

Awww Yeah

These Two Had to Have Been Made for Each Other

The Promos Alone Would Be Ratings Gold

The Cause of and Solution to All of Life’s Problems

That Does Sound Relieving

And Now the Song Is in Your Head

I Mean in the Movies They’re All Amazing Looking

You’d Have to Admire the Specificity

Okay, Alright. Okay.

Like Something That Ends with Inkle

Terrible.

The Whiteman

At Least He Was Polite About It

Actually Kind of a Good Shower Thought

Eeeeeewww

The Best Card To Get While Playing with Parents

Other Presidents Have Failed…

Ha

Preach!

He Sees You When You’re Sleeping

Brilliant and Mean

The Build-Up Is What Does It

Believe in Your Dreams