The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.

about are so passé, Or they’re cool again? It’s hard to tell with those impossibly skinny, scarf wearing, leather jacket wearing scenesters. But at least hipsters are really easy to make fun of. So, check out these funny hipster jokes. Jokes about hipsters… not jokes that hipsters tell. Well, maybe they do. Whether they’re standing in an endless line for the perfect cup of coffee, or scavenging at a pop up shop for vintage vinyl, hipsters seem to be everywhere these days. Before you know it, hipsters are going to be moving in next door, and setting up a commune made of tree houses and raw denim. The only way to truly combat the hipster menace is to make jokes at their expense. The jokes about hipsters on this list cover everything from 180 gram vinyl, to food trucks, and chillwave.

Why Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
Because he ate his food before it was cool.
How Do You Drown A Hipster?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
In the mainstream.
Two Hipsters Walk Into A Bar
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
The first did it before it was cool, and the second did it ironically.
Why Do Hipsters Only Use The Microwave?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.

They don’t like conventional ovens. 

Why Do Hipsters Love Using The Subway?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
Because it’s so underground!
Who Was The First Hipster?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
You’ve probably never heard of him.
Have You Heard The New Hipster Joke?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
We have it on vinyl.
Why Do Hipsters Love Ice?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
Because ice was water before it was cool.
If A Hipster Falls In The Forest, Does It Make A Sound?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
Yes…but you’ll probably never hear it.
Why Are Hipsters So Thin?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
Because they have skinny genes.
How Much Did the Hipster Weigh?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
An Instagram.
How Many Hipsters Does It Take To Screw In An Edison Bulb?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
You probably wouldn’t know, it’s an obscure number.
Why Do Hipsters Like Lava?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
Because it’s like rock before it’s cool.
What Do You Call A Hipster With A Speech Impediment?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
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Why Did The Ocean Leave His Oceanside Mansion?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
It was too current
How Many Hipsters Does It Take To Flush A Toilet?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
You can’t touch the toilet, that’s art.
What Happens When A Hipster Falls?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
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A Hipster Walks Into A Club
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
You’ve never heard of it.
Why Shouldn’t You Bet On A Hipster In A Bike Race?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
Because it’s fixed.
Whats A Hipster Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
Jack OUT Of The Box.
Why Are Farmers Cooler Than Hipsters?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
They can go a day without their pitchforks.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Fridge & A Hipster Playlist?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
Cool Music!  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why Did The Hipster Shoot The Deputy?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
Because the Sheriff was too mainstream.
How Do You Kill A Hipster?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
With a Pitchfork.
Where Did The Hipster Go Surfing?
The Best Hipster Jokes. You Probably Won’t Get Them.
On the chillwave.