The Hottest Fictional Crazy Girls You’d Probably Bang Anyway

Isla Fisher in Wedding Crashers. 

Who didn’t love the mischievous Gloria Cleary? She made Vince Vaughn’s Jeremy nuts throughout most of the movie, in the most loving, psychotic way a woman can. Her charm was irrestible, and hence, why she won over her man in the end. With a fiery, looney personality, who WOULDN’T want to bang Gloria?

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Sarah Michelle Geller in Cruel Intentions.

Conniving, cruel, mean spirited and rich. What’s NOT to like about Kathryn Merteuil? Any chick crazy enough to do all these things over the course of a single movie without remorse is A-ok in my book.

Yvonne Strahovski in Dexter.

Is there a girl on this list as nuts as Hannah McKay? She’s an unremorseful killer who doesn’t care who she has to harm to get her way. If Dexter can handle her, well, maybe she ain’t so bad. Though I’ll never let her cook or make me a drink.

Jennifer Lawrence in Silver Linings Playbook.

Sexy and salacious, Tiffany is everyone’s favorite mental patient. After all the problems that occurred after her husband’s death, she would be quite a challenge, and even a bit demanding to handle. But in the end, that’s what it’s all about, the challenge. Right?

Rachel McAdams in Mean Girls.

There’s hardly a high school chick as manipulative and cunning as Regina. Due to her dastardly dealings, she managed to get every single girl in the junior class to brawl. That takes some real talent, and imagine what she’s like behind closed doors.

Jennifer Connelly in Requiem For A Dream.

Not a lot to be said here. Anytime you’re willing to bang someone who has a raging drug problem, you know it won’t be all too challenging. Poor Marion.

Michelle Trachtenberg in Gossip Girl.

Another deceptive devious gal. Georgina will do literally anything, including fooling perceived friends into believing they’re her babydaddy. Proceed with caution, but the reward will be worth it.

Natalie Portman in Black Swan.

Initially an angel before morphing into something entirely different, this crazy girl mixes dance moves with psychosis. What could possibly go wrong?

Cindy Morgan in Caddyshack

From the moment she walked on the golf course, the combination of Lacey Underall’s upbringing and promiscuous nature has made her the dreamgirl of all the caddies in Caddyshack.

Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns.

There are so many different actresses that played Catwoman, but there’s one defining trait between them all: they can reflect Selena Kyle’s inner desperateness. This lust for adventure in order to better herself is an extremely attractive quality.

Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky.

She scares me a little because the means she goes to get her man, but I like that about Julie. She is willing to do what it takes to keep her man around. Always a bonus, as long as you’re sure she’s the one.

Rebecca De Mornay in The Hand That Rocks The Cradle. 

Anyone who is as twisted as she is, willing to take care of kids, in order to get revenge, is missing a screw/amazingly talented in other aspects as well. This proves she’ll go to answer measure necessary to get what she wants, and if I’m a victim, then so be it.

Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

She will literally kill you if you aren’t careful. Buyer beware.

Tara Reid in Big Lebowski.

From the moment she tell his Dudeness to blow on her toes, Bunny is the porn star of every man’s dreams. Add to that her background as the daughter of a midwest farm girl, it sounds like smooth sailing to me.

Chloe Moretz in Carrie. 

Any girl who has powers like these and can rebel in the face of being picked on and a crazy mom, she must be like none other in bed. If you factory out the potential scare factor, she’s a winner.