Incredibly Awkward and Scary Valentine’s Day Cards from Kids

If you’re not the type who’s into flowery language, beating around the bush, or good grammar, then you’ve come to the right place. Scroll on down to revisit the good old days when tact wasn’t exactly part of the program and love was far from unconditional. After all, nothing says “I love you” like these creepy valentines from kids that tell it like it is – sometimes even with accompanying illustrations! As you’ll see demonstrated here, even though kids may not always have greatest vocabulary, they’ll never leave you with any doubts as to where you stand (sorry, Mom, you just aren’t as good as Dad).

This list will not only give you a laugh, but provide solid reassurance that the next time your kids hands you a card announcing that they loves you as long as you don’t make them clean their rooms, you’re not alone. These hilarious homemade kids’ cards range from the heartbroken to the kind of committed to the overenthusiastic. So without further ado, we give you this adorable showcase of kids expressing their emotions and true love – for better or for worse.