Incredibly Awkward and Scary Valentine’s Day Cards from Kids

If you’re not the type who’s into flowery language, beating around the bush, or good grammar, then you’ve come to the right place. Scroll on down to revisit the good old days when tact wasn’t exactly part of the program and love was far from unconditional. After all, nothing says “I love you” like these creepy valentines from kids that tell it like it is – sometimes even with accompanying illustrations! As you’ll see demonstrated here, even though kids may not always have greatest vocabulary, they’ll never leave you with any doubts as to where you stand (sorry, Mom, you just aren’t as good as Dad).

This list will not only give you a laugh, but provide solid reassurance that the next time your kids hands you a card announcing that they loves you as long as you don’t make them clean their rooms, you’re not alone. These hilarious homemade kids’ cards range from the heartbroken to the kind of committed to the overenthusiastic. So without further ado, we give you this adorable showcase of kids expressing their emotions and true love – for better or for worse.

It Doesn't Take Much...

That Awkward Moment When Your Kid’s the Bigger Man




You’ve Been Spared, for Now…




I Love You, Even Though Mom Never Will…




Parent Teacher Conference in 3… 2… 1




Honesty: Not Always the Best Policy, Actually




The Gentle Let Down




The Ill-Timed Admirer




The Dark Side of Literacy




High Standards = Nailing It




Do We Detect a Subtle Hint?




Boundaries: Nailing It




The Most Priceless Misspelling of the Word “Cook”




Charging Her for the Ring: a Good Sign Your Proposal May Be Premature




Nothing Says Love Like a Little Constructive Criticism




We See the Words “Sugar” and “Daddy” Working Well Together in This Kid’s Future




World’s Worst Spacing




How You Know When a Relationship Is Getting Serious




This Kid’s Heart Belongs to the Color Red




Sort of Sweet… in a Disturbingly Literal Sort of Way




It’s the Little Things…




The “Too Much Information” Tribute




The Honey Point




Love Notes: Not Always the Best Place to Test Drive New Vocabulary Words




It’s the Hair or the Heart




Totally Committed… to Chicken




The Most Unfortunate Misspelling of the Word Desk Ever




The Dangers of Suddenly Going Freestyle




Timing = Not Quite Nailing It




The Good News: I Love You Even Though You’re Dumb. The Bad News: You’re Dumb.




Unconditional Love = Failing




The Early Signs That You May Be Headed for a Long Term Relationship

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