If you’re not the type who’s into flowery language, beating around the bush, or good grammar, then you’ve come to the right place. Scroll on down to revisit the good old days when tact wasn’t exactly part of the program and love was far from unconditional. After all, nothing says „I love you” like these creepy valentines from kids that tell it like it is – sometimes even with accompanying illustrations! As you’ll see demonstrated here, even though kids may not always have greatest vocabulary, they’ll never leave you with any doubts as to where you stand (sorry, Mom, you just aren’t as good as Dad).
This list will not only give you a laugh, but provide solid reassurance that the next time your kids hands you a card announcing that they loves you as long as you don’t make them clean their rooms, you’re not alone. These hilarious homemade kids’ cards range from the heartbroken to the kind of committed to the overenthusiastic. So without further ado, we give you this adorable showcase of kids expressing their emotions and true love – for better or for worse.
It Doesn't Take Much...
That Awkward Moment When Your Kid’s the Bigger Man
You’ve Been Spared, for Now…
I Love You, Even Though Mom Never Will…
Parent Teacher Conference in 3… 2… 1
Honesty: Not Always the Best Policy, Actually
The Gentle Let Down
The Ill-Timed Admirer
The Dark Side of Literacy
High Standards = Nailing It
Do We Detect a Subtle Hint?
Boundaries: Nailing It
The Most Priceless Misspelling of the Word „Cook”
Charging Her for the Ring: a Good Sign Your Proposal May Be Premature
Nothing Says Love Like a Little Constructive Criticism
We See the Words „Sugar” and „Daddy” Working Well Together in This Kid’s Future
World’s Worst Spacing
How You Know When a Relationship Is Getting Serious
This Kid’s Heart Belongs to the Color Red
Sort of Sweet… in a Disturbingly Literal Sort of Way
It’s the Little Things…
The „Too Much Information” Tribute
The Honey Point
Love Notes: Not Always the Best Place to Test Drive New Vocabulary Words
It’s the Hair or the Heart
Totally Committed… to Chicken
The Most Unfortunate Misspelling of the Word Desk Ever
The Dangers of Suddenly Going Freestyle
Timing = Not Quite Nailing It
The Good News: I Love You Even Though You’re Dumb. The Bad News: You’re Dumb.
Unconditional Love = Failing
The Early Signs That You May Be Headed for a Long Term Relationship