Jokes You Only Understand If You Love Wine More than People

Should you drink today? Or should you drink today and tomorrow? It’s always tough decision, that one. One thing that you can decide on, though, is how much you love wine – and it’s definitely more than people if you understand exactly what these funny wine jokes are getting at. So kick off your shoes, pull out your favorite glass, and don’t worry so much – it’s definitely not too early in the day to have your first glass of wine.

I want to meet this little guy

Sounds about right





You only drink once a week if that, right?





Sounds like a great night





Wine can be a liar sometimes…





So true





Solid reasoning





Challenge accepted





The double standard is real





Let’s be honest…





What wine is for





“One drink”





Right there with you





Wine hangovers be like





Amateur mistake





It’ll eventually happen





So that’s what Alice and Wonderland is all about…





Shameless





Tragic when this happens





I don’t have a problem if it’s one glass a night, right?





Big difference





Texts for everyone





Oh really?





Where does the time go?





A new name for your wine hangover





Sounds legit





Watch out guys





All of us relate to this





Please God…





One does not simply…





Do I *have* to?





It chooses you

🍀ViraLuck