License Plates You Can’t Believe Got Past the DMV Screeners

How did these dirty liscense plates make it past the DMV screeners? One of the most important parts of growing up is getting your first car. But after the novelty of driving around wears off, you’ve got to keep the vehicular excitement flowing somehow. The best, and most legal, way to do that is to put dirty jokes on license plates and slap ’em on your car. It may sound infantile, but trust us, it’s hilarious. Think of the thrill that you get when you see a car flying down the highway with a set of raunchy license plates – and now imagine giving that thrill to other drivers. It’s awesome, right? If you’re still on the fence about the over all radness of inappropriate license plates, take a gander at this list of license plates that you won’t believe made it past the DMV – you’ll be forever changed

Of all the ways you can customize your car, adding raunchy license plates might be the best. Not only are you showing off your juvenile/awesome sense of humor, but you’re keying in other drivers to the fact that you rule and they drool. Some of the license plates on this list have been recalled, and for good reason, they’ve gone past being raunchy fun and crossed over into the nightmare fuel/racist zone – and nobody likes it when someone takes things that far. But those inappropriate license plates are still included on this list because no one knows how they made it past the DMV.

When Is the DMV Going to Stop Falling for This?

Give This Man a Fedora and He’s the Coolest Dude in the World





We Also Know What It’s Like to Not Give Forks





Also Your Mom





I C What U Did There





Preferably Not While You’re Driving





Maybe He Rates Vibes? Yeah, That’s It!





Wrong End of the Car, Dude





Is This on the Cialis Truck?





A Benefit of Service Better Than Anything in the G.I. Bill





This Only Works as a Rear License Plate





The Quickest Way to Marry a Cop





The Loneliest Man on the Planet





Ron Jeremy Drives a Volkswagon?





Me Thinks the Driver Doth Protest Too Much





The Rainbow Really Ties This Plate Together





Don’t Go in There





The Lowest-Rated Uber Driver Ever





Like a Time Lord but with… Well You Get It





That’s One Way to Win a Bet





The Most Keyed Car in the World





The Only Nanny-Approved License Plate in the US





This Dude Must Be Sore





Miss Her? I Hardly Knew Her!





The License Plate Equivalent of Everyone at Coachella





Even Hitler Thought This Was Tasteless





Oh Hey, We Found the Worst Guy in Montana





Do You Want to Advertise That?





Don’t Go Changin’, Virginia. Wait. Do Go Changin’!





We’re Going to Need a Bigger YIKES





Who Knew Dick Cheney Drove a Jeep?





Atheists Are the Worst





BOO This License Plate





He Went That Way, Officer





I Can See Why This Wouldn’t Go Over in NYC