Here you’ll find a hilarious assortment of diet memes full of advice that you may or may not want to follow. You’re sure to agree however, that even though the vast majority of the diet jokes you’ll find below are nothing but the sugar starved ravings of a fellow dieter’s caloric withdrawal, they’ll still leave you with a smile and the reassurance that the donut demon on your shoulder hasn’t singled you out.
Better to Take It One Meal at a Time to Avoid Burn Out
When You Realize the Diet That Seemed Too Good to Be True Totally Was
Think of All the Money You’ll Save on Tupperware!
Lesser of Two Evils = Nailing It
Four Food Groups = Winning
Better Safe Than Cocaine Addicted
Fermented Fruit Is Still Fruit, Right?
When Your Last Week’s Worth of Dinners Flash Before Your Eyes
Well Played Grammar Ninja, Well Played
When You Realize the Horrible Truth About How Skinny People Stay Skinny
When Someone Brings Birthday Cake to the Office While You’re Dieting
Ever Notice How All Healthy Food Only Seems to Have One Taste?
When Doing This Plays Out in Your Head Like the Best Movie Ever
Perspective = Epic Win
Because Good Sleep Patterns Don’t Come Without Sacrifice
When You Realize This Is the Only Realistic Way to Meet Your Get Fit Quick Expectations
The Downside of Clean Eating
Mind Over Matter = Win
You’re Not Paying Him for Nothing, Right?
Think of It as Weight Lifting…
Surely Your Hips Know It’s the Thought That Counts, Right?
Because There Are Just Some Things That Render All Men Powerless
Because What Good Is Fitness Without Your Dignity?
If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It
When Every Pastry You Come Across Looks Like This in Your Mind
Positive Motivation: Ur Doin’ It Wrong
Who Are You to Argue with Fate, Right?
When You Realize That Years Are Nothing but 365 Cashed-In “Tomorrows”
Because Who Are You to Offend a Generous Gift Giver Right?
When You Eat Lots of Healthy Food… That Happens to Be Hidden Among Unhealthy Foods
When There Are Forces in the Food World That Prove Inexplicable to Mere Mortals
When You Decide to See If the Law of Attraction Works the Other Way Around Too