OK Cupid Profiles From Hell

Online comes with all sorts of pitfalls and weird OK Cupid profiles deserve to be avoided like the plague. As opposed to weird Tinder profiles that warrant a swipe right, online dating fails like the ones seen below require a great deal of scrutiny before you ever think to engage them. Some of these OK Cupid profiles detail body proportions you never thought, nor wanted to know, were possible, while others users appear to forget they’re on a dating app and not Post Secret. An online dating tip: revealing you don’t like black people is not an opinion, it’s racism. But alas, the contents of these OK cupid profiles shows people who could not only care less about political correctness but the idea of love itself. You should always live your truth, but don’t act surprised if your truth is something better left to the depths of 4Chan.

Hole No, Man

Fleshing Out Your Profile





Vulva Talk





Ladies Please… One At A Time





Let It Pee





Meanwhile, In Hell





Puff, Puff, Give





A Terrible View





The Reich Stuff





Something Stinks All Right





Poetry In Motion





A Bug’s Life





First Things First





So Sorry You Were Born In The Wrong World





Road-Killing The Vibe





MILF Hunter





Just The Nip





Price Reduction





A Site To Behold





Going Green





If The Shoe Fits…





No Luck Chuck





Bad Boys Swipe Left





Milking Online Dating for All It’s Worth





Thumbs Down





Bookworm





Fish Out Of Water

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