OK Cupid Profiles From Hell

Online comes with all sorts of pitfalls and weird OK Cupid profiles deserve to be avoided like the plague. As opposed to weird Tinder profiles that warrant a swipe right, online dating fails like the ones seen below require a great deal of scrutiny before you ever think to engage them. Some of these OK Cupid profiles detail body proportions you never thought, nor wanted to know, were possible, while others users appear to forget they’re on a dating app and not Post Secret. An online dating tip: revealing you don’t like black people is not an opinion, it’s racism. But alas, the contents of these OK cupid profiles shows people who could not only care less about political correctness but the idea of love itself. You should always live your truth, but don’t act surprised if your truth is something better left to the depths of 4Chan.

Hole No, Man

Fleshing Out Your Profile

Vulva Talk

Ladies Please… One At A Time

Let It Pee

Meanwhile, In Hell

Puff, Puff, Give

A Terrible View

The Reich Stuff

Something Stinks All Right

Poetry In Motion

A Bug’s Life

First Things First

So Sorry You Were Born In The Wrong World

Road-Killing The Vibe

MILF Hunter

Just The Nip

Price Reduction

A Site To Behold

Going Green

If The Shoe Fits…

No Luck Chuck

Bad Boys Swipe Left

Milking Online Dating for All It’s Worth

Thumbs Down


Fish Out Of Water