The 35 Greatest Rollercoaster Pics Ever Taken

What kind of weirdo goes into a theme park planning to take a “funny roller coaster pic?” The kind of person who will plan their planned roller coaster photo WELL in advance (by roller coaster pic, by the way, I mean the kind they take while you’re ON the ride, I don’t mean like postcards that you’d send your grandma). Theme park ride pictures are kind of lame enough as it is. What are you really doing there? Are you trying to piss off the drunk teenagers who work at the park? Or all the “squares” at the viewing station who are either part of a family or are focusing solely on their own picture, since the photos are usually up for all of 30 seconds anyway?┬á

These, though, are actually pretty good roller coaster pictures (or “rollercoaster pictures”, depending on how you prefer to spell it). Theme park rides are fun as hell, they’re really some of the most fun you can have with both your friends AND your family that don’t involve booze, killing people, or firing guns (which I’m aware all sound like one activity).┬á

From people vomiting on each other during amusement park rides, to the ones who are just way too scared of the drop in any coaster, to the people who take entire board games or glued-on chess sets to Splash Mountain. Pictures vary from funny, to pretty funny, to hilarious, to disgusting.

Wife Is Not Happy With Husband

When Kids Learn Fear





This Kid Who Can’t Follow Arm-Inside-Ride Directions





Activating Your Toddler’s Survival Mode





This Irresponsible Dad Who Didn’t Bring Sunscreen





This Child Facing Her Mortality for the First Time





I Don’t Even..





Haha the People in the Back Who Didn’t See and Felt a Light Mist





When Fabio Killed A Flying Goose with His Face (Look It Up)






The Kids with The Perfect Hairstyle For These Pictures





THIS Clown Over Here ­čśŤ





This Classic Picture of a Person Melting





The Rock





Haaaaaa Seveigna Hava See See Wayama





This Guy Who Lost His Arms and HIS MARBLES Haha!





An Accepting Family Takes Their Monster Kid Out In Public





This Kid Who Just Loves the Ground





The Guy in the Back Is Adopted





This Guy’s Day Being Ruined





These Kids Excluding Their Ginger Friend Again





The One Surgeon Who Gave Up Too Soon





He’s Been Planning This All Day





These Two Knuckleheads!





At Least Gravity Is Working For The Kid with His Foot Up





Non-Leather Belts Ruin Yet Another Relationship





The Tears Are Because Who She’s With





Someone Already Captioned This One





These Bored Kids with No Nerve Endings





The Guy Up There Getting Blue in the Face!





They Have A Monopoly… on HILARITY





If She Loses She Has to Drink the Water in All the Cups





A Realistic Depiction Of Belle Seeing Beast For The 1st Time





This Now-Probably-Headless Dude





This Dude Who Doesn’t Know the People in Front of Him





He Came Up With A Great Alternative To Covering His Eyes