What kind of weirdo goes into a theme park planning to take a “funny roller coaster pic?” The kind of person who will plan their planned roller coaster photo WELL in advance (by roller coaster pic, by the way, I mean the kind they take while you’re ON the ride, I don’t mean like postcards that you’d send your grandma). Theme park ride pictures are kind of lame enough as it is. What are you really doing there? Are you trying to piss off the drunk teenagers who work at the park? Or all the “squares” at the viewing station who are either part of a family or are focusing solely on their own picture, since the photos are usually up for all of 30 seconds anyway?
These, though, are actually pretty good roller coaster pictures (or “rollercoaster pictures”, depending on how you prefer to spell it). Theme park rides are fun as hell, they’re really some of the most fun you can have with both your friends AND your family that don’t involve booze, killing people, or firing guns (which I’m aware all sound like one activity).
From people vomiting on each other during amusement park rides, to the ones who are just way too scared of the drop in any coaster, to the people who take entire board games or glued-on chess sets to Splash Mountain. Pictures vary from funny, to pretty funny, to hilarious, to disgusting.
Wife Is Not Happy With Husband
When Kids Learn Fear
This Kid Who Can’t Follow Arm-Inside-Ride Directions
Activating Your Toddler’s Survival Mode
This Irresponsible Dad Who Didn’t Bring Sunscreen
This Child Facing Her Mortality for the First Time
I Don’t Even..
Haha the People in the Back Who Didn’t See and Felt a Light Mist
When Fabio Killed A Flying Goose with His Face (Look It Up)
The Kids with The Perfect Hairstyle For These Pictures
THIS Clown Over Here 😛
This Classic Picture of a Person Melting
Haaaaaa Seveigna Hava See See Wayama
This Guy Who Lost His Arms and HIS MARBLES Haha!
An Accepting Family Takes Their Monster Kid Out In Public
This Kid Who Just Loves the Ground
The Guy in the Back Is Adopted
This Guy’s Day Being Ruined
These Kids Excluding Their Ginger Friend Again
The One Surgeon Who Gave Up Too Soon
He’s Been Planning This All Day
These Two Knuckleheads!
At Least Gravity Is Working For The Kid with His Foot Up
Non-Leather Belts Ruin Yet Another Relationship
The Tears Are Because Who She’s With
Someone Already Captioned This One
These Bored Kids with No Nerve Endings
The Guy Up There Getting Blue in the Face!
They Have A Monopoly… on HILARITY
If She Loses She Has to Drink the Water in All the Cups
A Realistic Depiction Of Belle Seeing Beast For The 1st Time
This Now-Probably-Headless Dude
This Dude Who Doesn’t Know the People in Front of Him
He Came Up With A Great Alternative To Covering His Eyes