56 Epic and Painful Sunburns

Ouch! These idiots who fell asleep (we hope) in the sun were rewarded with some epic burns… UV rays-style. Nobody wants unsightly tan lines, but these people took their relaxing time in the sun to a whole new level. These aren’t your run of the mill swimsuit lines, some of these people have happy faces and fun messages from their friends burned right onto their skin!   

It’s very important to use sunscreen when you’re spending time outside on a hot, sunny day, unless of course you want to end up on this list someday. In that case, you’ll need to leave the sunscreen, sun hats, and umbrellas at home, and only bring along your bikini top, swim trunks, or, as one person here did, a cutout shaped like Batman, so that you can have horrible sunburn designs burned into your skin. They’re like tattoos, but made of fire.    

From men with burned on bikini tops, one poor guy who remembered sunscreen but couldn’t quite reach all of his back, to a hardcore AC/DC fan, these epicly bad sunburns will be the talk of the pool party. Hopefully all these people went right out and bathed in a tub of aloe vera and are prepared for the skin cancer their future likely holds.

Stay safe in the sun, everyone! Unless your significant other really digs the tomato look.
This Poor Unfortunate Soul

These Two Who Didn’t Think Sunscreen Was That Important

At Least It Was Just One Knot

A Supporting Actor from the Movie Cocoon


This Girl Who Lived a Yogurt Commercial for a Little Too Long

An INSANE Contrast

A Woman Who Now Doesn’t Have to Buy a White Swimsuit

A Horrible Tribal Sunburn That Looks Like Stretchmarks

Sunscreen UNDER and AROUND Your Hats!

This Guy Who Loves That Old ’90s Surfing Brand

This Guy Who Wore a Bra/Bikini Top for One Day


Worth It: Batman Sunburn

Looks like a tub of Neopolitan Ice Cream

This Disgusting Sunburn for People Who Shouldn’t Go Outside

She Had a Henna Tattoo

This Really Great Red Skull Cosplay

This Lobster with The Tanktop Made Of Human Skin

This Guy Who Sucks

This Pretty Lady with A Cool Red Body Suit

This Guy Who Sleeps with HIs Hand on His Belly

Someone Who Learned a Hat and Sunglasses Aren’t Enough

Sunburn Level: NEW TOP!

This Man with The Bed Now Made Of Knives

The Loneliest Sunburn Ever

This Guy with The Washington Monument on His Chest

Everybody Should Just Wear Full Body Bikinis

Oh, Stop Wining About Your Sunburn

A SICK AC/DC Sunburn, Bro!

When You Forget Your Feet

The Necklace Must Feel Like a Poker

Mr. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Over Here

This Guy Who Don’t Give a Care

This Girl Who Switched To A Two-Piece

This Man Who Will Wear Hats Like a Person Now

Gingers Burn the Hardest

A Lesson Learned Re: Tags

A Man Who Is Not to Be Touched Under Any Circumstances

A Man Who Knows How to Ask a Question

This Dude Wearing a Neon Pink Shirt

I feel like the Blastoise with a giant penis on it’s back is the least of this guy’s problems…

Tattoos Cut in Half

That One Time Kim Kardashian Wanted to Age Her Skin 20 Years

This Girl Who Forgets Parts of Her Body Exist

This Dude in Accurate Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Cosplay


Miss America

Roll-On Lotion!


Why Are Dudes Wearing Bikini Tops So Frequently?

A Girl Who Joined the X-Men

This Bandana-Wearing Criminal

The Kind That Makes Your Eyes Super Red

Barely Bare Midriff

A Clumsy Superman Sunburn

This Dude Who Went to the Beach W/ a Group of Guys