24 People May Not Know Exactly What Their Shirt Says

Here we’ve collected a group of unsuspecting non-English speakers, from small children to old ladies, all of whom have no idea that they’re wearing swear words on their shirts. These funny English shirts range from the wildly offensive to the randomly translated, bearing everything from insanely racist or sexist terms to sentences that don’t even make an effort to make sense.

So the next time you’re feeling inspired to pimp that cool looking Chinese character shirt, take a peek through these funny English language shirts to assess the risk that may be unknowingly involved. The bad boys you’ll see here are like an X-rated cautionary tale of exactly how wrong wearing a language you don’t understand can go.

Well, at Least She Owns It





Mickey Goes Rogue!







You Gotta Wonder If the Guy Posing with Him Finally Told Him the Horrible Truth







In His Defense, It’s Definitely Accepted Everywhere







This Guy May Have a Future in the Alarm Clock Business







Hey, Better Safe Than Sorry, Right?







At Least They’re in Agreement?







Kiss Me, I’m Adorably Oblivious







Vegetables: The Official Food of Rebellious Teens Everywhere







This Poor Kid Appears Drunk Beyond His Years







This Shirt = Hilarious. The Fact That It’s on a Reporter on Live TV = Priceless.







Don’t Hate the Playa, Hate the Game







Oh, That Just Ain’t Right…







This Little Dude Is Unwittingly Bringing Sexy Back







Quite Possibly the Most Offensive T-Shirt Ever Caught on Film!







You Know Some Asshole at the English T-Shirt Factory Is Laughing His Ass Off







Someone Get This Man a Reese’s Already







No, You Don’t Want to Do That at All







Guess All the Other Small Town Pride Themes Were Taken







The American Way







Canadian Pride, Bitchezzz!







This Shirt’s Reply to Your Assertion That It Doesn’t Make Sense







Who Knew Perverts Were Such Big Fans of Sleep?







Damn! Indeed







Eminem’s Long-Lost Asian Step Brother