Photos That Definitely Prove White People Can’t Dance

White people dancing. It’s never pretty, it’s never in rhythm, and it never makes any sense. Sure, dance itself is meant to bring to life the movement of the soul. But when white people do it, well, something from the soul gets lost in translation. The result is oftentimes less “dancing” and more like “flailing about and possibly dying.” So, why do white people dance? Because sometimes it is beautiful. No one here is saying that white people can’t dance… just that these white people listed here can’t dance. And after you look through the pictures you’ll have no choice but to agree with that statement. If you’re white and you love to dance, by all means you should follow your dream. Show the world what is in your heart through the miracle of movement known as dance. That being said, you should aim to avoid being on this list.

Do the White Thing

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

Please Dance Responsibly

Derpy Dancing

Wave the White Flag

Split Decision

White Trashed

Dirty Dancing 3: Caucasian Nights

Extremely White Wedding

Sometimes White People Just Wing It

How Low Can You Go?

The Dance of the Dead

I Believe I Can Fly

The Purr-fect Storm

Everybody Don’t Dance Now

Like White on Rice

Drop Her Like It’s Hot

Getting After It in a Big Way

White Place, Wrong Time

The Kickstand

All the White Moves

Throw Your Hands in the Air and Wave Them like You Have No Idea What You’re Doing

The “Teeth Grinder”

Hitting the White Note