The Funniest Pokemon Jokes

 Considering it’s the one of the biggest games in the world, you had to know some were floating around somewhere on the internet. Pokemon players are really ! So in fact that we had enough jokes to make a list of our favorite about Pokemon. If you don’t play Pokemon, you might not understand some of these jokes. So what we’re going to need you to do is to go out and pick up a Pokemon players guide so you can understand some of these jokes, one-liners and pick up lines. You’ll thank us when you’re laughing so hard that you shake your pokeballs off (maybe not that hard but you’ll at least chuckle at a few). Pikachu, Charmander, rare candy – these are all words that won’t make any sense to you if you aren’t already a Pokemon player. But if you’re a fan of one of the most popular games in the world, then these Pokemon one liners and riddles will definitely evoke a response (whether it’s a laugh or groan is yet to determined). Truthfully, fans and non-fans alike will get a kick out of these about Pokemon – funny is funny if you ask us. So take a break from your game, and have a laugh with these funny Pokemon jokes.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa