We’ve all taken a funny supermarket picture here and there. People who work at your local grocery store aren’t necessarily the most highly-motivated, skilled, or meticulous folks – not to say that there aren’t those who are, but what I have noticed is that most are not. This list is some pretty solid proof that no matter where you go, there’s someone screwing something up at a nearby supermarket. FAILs is a harsh title to give this list because it deals with human beings doing their best to thrive at a job that underpays them, has them doing menial work, and constantly dealing with idiots asking them where the biggest, most obvious section of the grocery store is.
That being said, a lot of these viral supermarket photos are pretty stupid, which makes them hilarious. There’s really never enough weight given to the amount of work that it takes to run a supermarket chain like Vons, Safeway, Albertsons, Lucky, Big Lots, Fresh & Easy, or Gelson’s if you’re a geriatric aristocrat.
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This Sign Is My Constant Inner Monologue
That’s Less Than a Dollar Per Ass Muffin!
We’re Open So Often That We Invented 2 Days. One If You Ask the Beatles.
Buy 3 and WE TAKE THEM AWAY
I’m Not Going to Make a Penis Joke. So There.
Giant Tangerines for Sale!
‘But They’re Right The-‘ ‘WE SAID. WE ARE OUT. OF PRETZELS.’
Nuh Uh, FailBlog, That Is a WIN! Breakfast!
Oh, No Big Deal, Just Some Sausages.
That Poor, Colorblind, Jobless Bastard
That’s So Offensive. There’s No Hyphen in Pop Tarts.
If Red Flag Started A Hospital It Would Be A Morgue
Wow You Can Make a Lot of Stuff Out of Cat
The Most Important Aisles of All
Time to Get Your Middle School Knives! Oh, Middle School Knives, How I Miss You.
None of That Pre-Packaged Sh*t in THIS Establishment
The American Aisle at a UK Market
FUN FACT: Milch Is Milk in German
THE MILK. of the FUTUUUUUUUUURE!
The Adult Wiener Aisle Is Disgusting
Okay, What Could That Even REALLY Be
Someone Gave Up That Night
Delicious, Crispy, Hard-Skinned Tomatoes
The Employees Get 2 Free Donuts Every Time You Buy a Dozen
Like in Spongebob Only Now They’re Dead
No Plans, Just Chillin
Rice Krispies Shapes Next to Cat Food
No, but Where Are The ASIAN Foods?
The Ripoff Here Is the Lion Is De-Boned, but Pork Is Still Boneful