The 32 Most Ridiculous Church Signs of All Time

According to these photos of crazy church signs, every single one of us is absolutely and undeniably screwed. How these churches choose to communicate their awesome, sometimes-unintentionally hilarious message, is totally baffling. But we don’t mind! Here are all the most offensive, heinous, and insulting church signs ever – all put into one list.

What’s the dirtiest thing ever displayed on a church sign? Even been completely baffled by crazy church signage? These church signs will make you double over and put you on your knees, in or out of church.


The Church Addresses Tummy Pains… Right?

This Is a Better Slogan

Literally Every Single Day

This Is Fantastic

Who’re They Rallying Against Here, The Local Fire Department?

Imagine What It Would Do to a Woman

Sincerely, Your Friends, The Church

They Talking About Other People’s Mistakes

These Signs Sure Do Speak in Tongues a Lot

Come and Get It, !

Everyone Keep Selling Your Bodies!

Wrap Your Mind Around This One…

It’s Like an Exclusive, Horrible Club

If Jesus Did It, It Must Be Okay

At Least We Found That Out Before the 2nd Date

Which Sucks for the Lefthanded Members of the Congregation

Just a Bunch of Weirdos in a Room


What Did This Used to Say?…

But What If They Sink Below the Surface?!

Is That All It Takes?

The Worst Ones Always Involve


Checkmate, Atheists

Super Gross If You Think About It


Jesus As the Worst Little Brother

This Is Terrifying


That’s What Elves Are For

Using Flattery on the Flock