The 32 Most Ridiculous Church Signs of All Time

According to these photos of crazy church signs, every single one of us is absolutely and undeniably screwed. How these churches choose to communicate their awesome, sometimes-unintentionally hilarious message, is totally baffling. But we don’t mind! Here are all the most offensive, heinous, and insulting church signs ever – all put into one list.

What’s the dirtiest thing ever displayed on a church sign? Even been completely baffled by crazy church signage? These funny church signs will make you double over and put you on your knees, in or out of church.

Agreed

The Church Addresses Tummy Pains… Right?





This Is a Better Slogan





Literally Every Single Day





This Is Fantastic





Who’re They Rallying Against Here, The Local Fire Department?





Imagine What It Would Do to a Woman





Sincerely, Your Friends, The Church





They Talking About Other People’s Mistakes





These Signs Sure Do Speak in Tongues a Lot





Come and Get It, Kids!





Everyone Keep Selling Your Bodies!





Wrap Your Mind Around This One…





It’s Like an Exclusive, Horrible Club





If Jesus Did It, It Must Be Okay





At Least We Found That Out Before the 2nd Date





Which Sucks for the Lefthanded Members of the Congregation





Just a Bunch of Weirdos in a Room





Gross





What Did This Used to Say?…





But What If They Sink Below the Surface?!





Is That All It Takes?





The Worst Ones Always Involve Technology





NO THERE ARE NOT





Checkmate, Atheists





Super Gross If You Think About It





Tolerance





Jesus As the Worst Little Brother





This Is Terrifying





NOPE





That’s What Elves Are For





Using Flattery on the Flock

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