The Most Ridiculous Craigslist Ads of All Time

Have you ever noticed how technology has made it easier than ever before to stay in touch, not only with the people you actually know and love, but also with the folks that once required a 2 am trip to Walmart to encounter? That’s right, among the triumphs of the modern age are that there’s no longer any need to visit a trashy truck stop or a shady dive bar to enjoy the unique company of people who seem to be living in a world all their own. Prepare yourself for a hysterical demonstration of this phenomenon via the wonders of this collection of weird Craigslist ads that are sure to have you doubled over laughing in no time.

The folks behind these funny Craigslist ads are here to provide you with opportunities such as killer deals on vehicles or appliances, complete with their incredibly awkward and inappropriate backstories. Not in the market to make a purchase, you say? No problem, for Craigslist sellers have also been generous enough to put forth invitations to a variety of experiences bizarre enough to guarantee at least one or two good party stories that’ll serve you for decades to come.

Whether you’re looking to buy a TV with the most unfortunate adult scene ever permanently burned into the screen, or are in the market for a random guy who’d be happy to impregnate you, rest assured that the people of Craigslist have got you covered.

The Most Awkward Viewing Experience Ever Could Be Yours!

Model Trains AND Imitation Crab?!





This Missed Connection That’s Better Left Missed





Best. Saddle. EVER.





This Incredibly Odd Attempt to Unload a Hamster Wheel





This Offer to Fill Your Life with Death Stained Coziness





What a Thing to Ask for in a Public Forum





This Car’s Lack of Rims Is the Least of Its Issues





This Suit Is Likely All Too Familiar with Everything Pictured in the Background





This Guy Seeking Someone as Batsh*t Crazy as Himself





This 3 for 1 Offer of Stocks, a Stripper Pole, and a Big Dose of Bizarre





Good Look Measuring Up to the Other Gal’s Standards!





A Mule by Any Other Name Will Simply Not Do





Really Anyone Will Do



This Chance to Indulge Your Nagging Suspicions That Bigfoot Lives





This Chance to Be a Part of Pop Tart History





This Casket Trailer for All Your Burial Needs





This Poop Perfumed Phone is Definitely One of a Kind





Does It Get Any Better Than This?!





Random Naked Dude Not Included





This Random First Time Chef Who Just Baked the Sh*t Out of a Pie





Looking for a Cheap Alternative to Therapy? Look No Further!





Will Work for Sleazy, Tape-Recorded Sex





It’s for a Dental Office Ad, Right?





This Spare Boyfriend Who Will Totally Teach You Spanish While Sparring





This Breast Milk That’s Depressingly Cheaper Than 2%





This Chance to Play 50 Shades of Furniture





These Two Guys Who Are One Uncle Jesse Short of a Full House