The Most Ridiculous Craigslist Ads of All Time

Have you ever noticed how technology has made it easier than ever before to stay in touch, not only with the people you actually know and love, but also with the folks that once required a 2 am trip to Walmart to encounter? That’s right, among the triumphs of the modern age are that there’s no longer any need to visit a trashy truck stop or a shady dive bar to enjoy the unique company of people who seem to be living in a world all their own. Prepare yourself for a hysterical demonstration of this phenomenon via the wonders of this collection of weird Craigslist ads that are sure to have you doubled over laughing in no time.

The folks behind these funny Craigslist ads are here to provide you with opportunities such as killer deals on vehicles or appliances, complete with their incredibly awkward and inappropriate backstories. Not in the market to make a purchase, you say? No problem, for Craigslist sellers have also been generous enough to put forth invitations to a variety of experiences bizarre enough to guarantee at least one or two good party stories that’ll serve you for decades to come.

Whether you’re looking to buy a TV with the most unfortunate adult scene ever permanently burned into the screen, or are in the market for a random guy who’d be happy to impregnate you, rest assured that the people of Craigslist have got you covered.

The Most Awkward Viewing Experience Ever Could Be Yours!

Model Trains AND Imitation Crab?!

This Missed Connection That’s Better Left Missed

Best. Saddle. EVER.

This Incredibly Odd Attempt to Unload a Hamster Wheel

This Offer to Fill Your Life with Death Stained Coziness

What a Thing to Ask for in a Public Forum

This Car’s Lack of Rims Is the Least of Its Issues

This Suit Is Likely All Too Familiar with Everything Pictured in the Background

This Guy Seeking Someone as Batsh*t Crazy as Himself

This 3 for 1 Offer of Stocks, a Stripper Pole, and a Big Dose of Bizarre

Good Look Measuring Up to the Other Gal’s Standards!

A Mule by Any Other Name Will Simply Not Do

Really Anyone Will Do

This Chance to Indulge Your Nagging Suspicions That Bigfoot Lives

This Chance to Be a Part of Pop Tart History

This Casket Trailer for All Your Burial Needs

This Poop Perfumed Phone is Definitely One of a Kind

Does It Get Any Better Than This?!

Random Naked Dude Not Included

This Random First Time Chef Who Just Baked the Sh*t Out of a Pie

Looking for a Cheap Alternative to Therapy? Look No Further!

Will Work for Sleazy, Tape-Recorded Sex

It’s for a Dental Office Ad, Right?

This Spare Boyfriend Who Will Totally Teach You Spanish While Sparring

This Breast Milk That’s Depressingly Cheaper Than 2%

This Chance to Play 50 Shades of Furniture

These Two Guys Who Are One Uncle Jesse Short of a Full House