Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Tinder is a minefield, and stupid Tinder pickup lines, unfortunately, come as part of the package. Much like your hometown’s dive-bar where you run into old classmates, you never quite know who you may come across or how awkward they will be. For the women of the world, this becomes extra complicated because they have to deal with guys and their terrible pickup lines.

Thankfully, many end up becoming funny stories to screen-cap for later. The Tinder users in this list all thought so, making light of awful pickup lines that would require some serious luck to even get someone to unlock their phone. Maybe you’ve tried some of these lines before, in which case, perhaps consider rethinking your Tinder game.

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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

What’s In A Name

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

This Princess Will Save Herself, Thx Tho

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Vincent van No

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

This Man Needs A Medic

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Am I Speaking To Jeffrey Dahmer?

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Math Is Hard But This Would Leave Anyone Soft

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

It’s Still A No From Me

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

I’m Vegan

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

I Think She’ll Live

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

From Top To Flop

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

That Doesn’t Even Rhyme

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Red Flags

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Getting The Forecast Wrong

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Game Of Groans

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Squish That

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Neil De-Pass Tyson

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

ET, Going Home Alone

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

SAT Prep

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

No Such Thing As Good Jailbait

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Cruel As A Cucumber

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Here There Be Vampires

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

A Cop Out

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Sad And Boujee

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work
How To Get Ghosted
Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work