Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Tinder is a minefield, and stupid Tinder pickup lines, unfortunately, come as part of the package. Much like your hometown’s dive-bar where you run into old classmates, you never quite know who you may come across or how awkward they will be. For the women of the world, this becomes extra complicated because they have to deal with guys and their terrible pickup lines.

Thankfully, many end up becoming funny stories to screen-cap for later. The Tinder users in this list all thought so, making light of awful pickup lines that would require some serious luck to even get someone to unlock their phone. Maybe you’ve tried some of these lines before, in which case, perhaps consider rethinking your Tinder game.

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What’s In A Name



This Princess Will Save Herself, Thx Tho



Vincent van No



This Man Needs A Medic



Am I Speaking To Jeffrey Dahmer?



Math Is Hard But This Would Leave Anyone Soft



It’s Still A No From Me



I’m Vegan



I Think She’ll Live



From Top To Flop



That Doesn’t Even Rhyme



Red Flags



Getting The Forecast Wrong



Game Of Groans



Squish That



Neil De-Pass Tyson



ET, Going Home Alone



SAT Prep



No Such Thing As Good Jailbait



Cruel As A Cucumber



Here There Be Vampires



A Cop Out



Sad And Boujee



How To Get Ghosted