Tinder is a minefield, and stupid Tinder pickup lines, unfortunately, come as part of the package. Much like your hometown’s dive-bar where you run into old classmates, you never quite know who you may come across or how awkward they will be. For the women of the world, this becomes extra complicated because they have to deal with guys and their terrible pickup lines.
Thankfully, many end up becoming funny stories to screen-cap for later. The Tinder users in this list all thought so, making light of awful pickup lines that would require some serious luck to even get someone to unlock their phone. Maybe you’ve tried some of these lines before, in which case, perhaps consider rethinking your Tinder game.
Preferably Neither
What’s In A Name
This Princess Will Save Herself, Thx Tho
Vincent van No
This Man Needs A Medic
Am I Speaking To Jeffrey Dahmer?
Math Is Hard But This Would Leave Anyone Soft
It’s Still A No From Me
I’m Vegan
I Think She’ll Live
From Top To Flop
That Doesn’t Even Rhyme
Red Flags
Getting The Forecast Wrong
Game Of Groans
Squish That
Neil De-Pass Tyson
ET, Going Home Alone
SAT Prep
No Such Thing As Good Jailbait
Cruel As A Cucumber
Here There Be Vampires
A Cop Out
Sad And Boujee
How To Get Ghosted
