Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Tinder is a minefield, and stupid Tinder pickup lines, unfortunately, come as part of the package. Much like your hometown’s dive-bar where you run into old classmates, you never quite know who you may come across or how awkward they will be. For the women of the world, this becomes extra complicated because they have to deal with guys and their terrible pickup lines.

Thankfully, many end up becoming funny stories to screen-cap for later. The Tinder users in this list all thought so, making light of awful pickup lines that would require some serious luck to even get someone to unlock their phone. Maybe you’ve tried some of these lines before, in which case, perhaps consider rethinking your Tinder game.

Preferably Neither

What’s In A Name

This Princess Will Save Herself, Thx Tho

Vincent van No

This Man Needs A Medic

Am I Speaking To Jeffrey Dahmer?

Math Is Hard But This Would Leave Anyone Soft

It’s Still A No From Me

I’m Vegan

I Think She’ll Live

From Top To Flop

That Doesn’t Even Rhyme

Red Flags

Getting The Forecast Wrong

Game Of Groans

Squish That

Neil De-Pass Tyson

ET, Going Home Alone

SAT Prep

No Such Thing As Good Jailbait

Cruel As A Cucumber

Here There Be Vampires

A Cop Out

Sad And Boujee

How To Get Ghosted