Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Tinder is a minefield, and stupid Tinder pickup lines, unfortunately, come as part of the package. Much like your hometown’s dive-bar where you run into old classmates, you never quite know who you may come across or how awkward they will be. For the women of the world, this becomes extra complicated because they have to deal with guys and their terrible pickup lines.

Thankfully, many end up becoming funny stories to screen-cap for later. The Tinder users in this list all thought so, making light of awful pickup lines that would require some serious luck to even get someone to unlock their phone. Maybe you’ve tried some of these lines before, in which case, perhaps consider rethinking your Tinder game.

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What’s In A Name





This Princess Will Save Herself, Thx Tho





Vincent van No





This Man Needs A Medic





Am I Speaking To Jeffrey Dahmer?





Math Is Hard But This Would Leave Anyone Soft





It’s Still A No From Me





I’m Vegan





I Think She’ll Live





From Top To Flop





That Doesn’t Even Rhyme





Red Flags





Getting The Forecast Wrong





Game Of Groans





Squish That





Neil De-Pass Tyson





ET, Going Home Alone





SAT Prep





No Such Thing As Good Jailbait





Cruel As A Cucumber





Here There Be Vampires





A Cop Out





Sad And Boujee



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