Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Tinder is a minefield, and stupid Tinder pickup lines, unfortunately, come as part of the package. Much like your hometown’s dive-bar where you run into old classmates, you never quite know who you may come across or how awkward they will be. For the women of the world, this becomes extra complicated because they have to deal with guys and their terrible pickup lines.

Thankfully, many end up becoming stories to screen-cap for later. The Tinder users in this list all thought so, making light of awful pickup lines that would require some serious luck to even get someone to unlock their phone. Maybe you’ve tried some of these lines before, in which case, perhaps consider rethinking your Tinder game.

Preferably Neither

What’s In A Name


This Princess Will Save Herself, Thx Tho


Vincent van No


This Man Needs A Medic


Am I Speaking To Jeffrey Dahmer?


Math Is Hard But This Would Leave Anyone Soft


It’s Still A No From Me


I’m Vegan


I Think She’ll Live


From Top To Flop

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Squish That


Neil De-Pass Tyson


ET, Going Home Alone


SAT Prep


No Such Thing As Good Jailbait


Cruel As A Cucumber


Here There Be Vampires


A Cop Out


Sad And Boujee

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