Animated sex scenes are nothing new, and they’re not confined to hentai. Even seemingly innocuous anime can come out of nowhere with a surprising hookup. Like any medium, anime tries to cover the breadth and depth of human experience. That, of course, includes sex.
That being said, some of these sex scenes are seriously weird. On the one hand there’s your average lovemaking scene, and on the other there’s toothbrush sex, overenthusiastic hamsters, people having actual orgasms from delicious food, possessed horses, and more. It’s a very full hand.
Anime isn’t the only genre that’s rife with off-the-wall sex scenes, video games and comic books have their fair share, too. There’s just something about anime sex scenes that can get especially weird. Also, if the description didn’t tip you off (somehow), all of the videos you’ll see below are NSFW. Possibly NSFAnywhere.
This Prison School scene starts off with Hana forcing a kiss on Kiyoshi. She’s angry at him, so she wants to take away his “first kiss.” At first, he’s super upset about this, but then he realizes that the kiss is lips only. This gets Kiyoshi thinking Hana doesn’t know what she’s doing, and that he can turn it around on her. What follows is one of the most graphic tongue-lashings in all of anime history. You see inside their mouths, you see the spit, you see the teeth, you see the individual bumps on the tongues… yeah, it’s intense.
Oh, and the whole time, neither of them are wearing underwear, and there’s a water bottle stuck between Kiyoshi’s legs that’s obviously a stand-in for something else that also goes there.
Considering that the majority of Sebastian’s interactions in Black Butler are with the 12-year-old Ciel Phantomhive, seeing him actually have sex is surprising in of itself. In this scene, he’s using the encounter to get information. He sweet-talks his way into a woman named Beast’s bed, and then convinces her to tell him secrets about her father while she’s in the throes of orgasm. This is a great example of Sebastian’s more demonic side, but it still comes as a bit of a shock given the overall tone of the series.
Scum’s Wish, AKA that anime that you quickly realized you had to watch alone in your room with headphones, is chock full of messed up sex scenes. On the outside, the scenes look like ordinary sex scenes – nothing explicit, but it’s very clear what’s going on under those blankets.
What makes these scenes weird is the fact that not one single person is enjoying it. Whether it’s Hanabi and Mugi using each other as humping posts while they imagine making love to their teachers, Noriko and Sanae both having sex with their crushes who they know don’t love them back, or Mugi’s teacher actually agreeing to sleep with him despite having no feelings for him at all, watching every sex scene in this series is like having your heart get punched in the face.
One of the strangest characters in Berserk, an anime that’s already pretty damn strange, is the Rape Horse. It’s a possessed horse that reacts to Farnese’s attempt to ride him by claiming that he is actually going to ride her. Sexually.
He looks kind of like one of the titans from Attack on Titan, but a horse. Whether that adds to or detracts from the scene is your call.
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