Toys

Sex Devices from Across the Ages

Human beings have been having sex for like,forever. In that time we’ve managed to start hundreds of wars, invent television, and suspenders have gone in and out of style more than once. While all of those things were happening, people were having sex. And when people weren’t having sex, they were masturbating, possibly with some …

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Jeannie Gaffigan's Things Only People From Big Families Can Understand

Jeannie Gaffigan’s Things Only People From Big Families Can Understand

If you’re familiar with Jim Gaffigan, then you’ve definitely heard him glowingly speak of his hilarious wife, Jeannie. The two comedians joined forces to write a TV series, the aptly titled The Jim Gaffigan Show, which is a fictionalized version of their real lives. In particular, it focuses on how the two raise a family with five …

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The Most Dangerous Toys Ever Made

Every year tens of thousands of kids are injured by their consumer tested toys. Hundreds of thousands of reports come in and it takes a number of government regulated commissions and bureaus just to handle toy safety.  When you think of classic toys from your childhood or your parents childhood you realize some of them were insanely dangerous (a …

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Stuffed Animals That Will Give You Nightmares

Stuffed Animals That Will Give You Nightmares

A child’s stuffed animal collection tends to shape their adult personality. For example, your mentally-stable friends probably had adorable stuffed animals, while the crazies most likely had deranged hand-me-downs. This in turn made them a deranged hand-me-down of a person. Make sure you’re in a well-lit room before you even consider looking at these photos …

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25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Parents get their children toys to keep them occupied and out of trouble, but sometimes the trouble comes with the packaging. Sometimes, toys come with boners, and not the kind you’re thinking of. These inappropriate kids toys have them for some inexplicable reason. Somehow these toys managed to make it through the development process, market …

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23 Toys That Prove Your Parents Didn’t Love You

  UPVOTE THE TOYS YOU DISLIKED. Yeah yeah, I know, a lot of people couldn’t afford a lot of things. And of course, your parents loved you. But sometimes you just need stuff to be good. And when it comes to building spaceships, drawing, and even playing with action figures, you didn’t want them falling …

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