The 30 Most Gratuitous Food Porn Pics

 

This is a list of phallic food items, sexually suggestive carrots, cucumbers, and more pics of food items shaped like a penis, a butt, vagina, and much more. Sometimes even the most mundane items can become giggle-worthy (albeit inappropriate). 

Ever go to the grocery store with friends or, worse yet, family, and discover a new fruit or vegetable? You excitedly look over this potentially delicious little morsel, when suddenly, to your horror (or distasteful delight), at just the right angle it has become much, much more!┬áIt’s not every day when you go to the store and find a carrot that looks like a penis.┬á

Each and every one of these photos is completely innocent. Just some pictures of food stuffs.

But sometimes are shaped like… well, you’ll see. And sometimes it’s just our perverse, runaway imaginations.┬áWhatever the case may be, these wonders of science and nature (and immaturity) have developed. Enjoy the most inappropriately shaped !

Tee Hee

Always Wrap It

Bone Apetit

Frankly I’m Just Happy They Found Each Other

Can’t Wait to Peel and Mash That

Baby Got Back

For Mrs. Claus

Time to Spice Up Your Love Life

So in Love!

It’s a Parsnip… Just Trust Me

Almost Didnt Post This APPLE

Impressive?

We’d Be Flirting with that Guy Too

Damn Girrrrl

Nice Melons

Peter Cottontail

Just Peachy!

#FootFetish

Is That a Face Or…?

Definitely the Product of Chemical Inhancement

These Roots Go Deep

So Plump

Who Approved This?

A Perfect Pair (for Dinner)

What? It’s Just Easier to Hold This Way

Animal Crackers Need Love Too

So Luscious

Lingerie Is Always Sexy

The Irish Curse

Breakfast of Champions