The 50 Best Bathroom Graffiti Pictures in Internet History

Eh, there’s better bathroom writing in the world, and this compilation is the best of stall graffiti out there (in there?). From bathroom drawings to toilet signs to the best bathroom art, this stall graffiti list has all the best people have to offer in the time it takes them to void their bowels.   Ever wonder who it is that thinks the best thing to do while performing a private act in public is to contribute their totally relevant thoughts to a defenseless bathroom wall in an act of vandalism masquerading as toilet humor? Whoever does it, 99% of bathroom grafitti is crap, but some bathroom drawings are truly art, and this list of stall graffiti pictures is here to remind us that all humanity is not lost as we create bathroom wall doodles while cursing last night’s Indian food.  Whether you’re looking for insightful bathroom stall writing (“I didn’t have anything profound to say, so I drew a dick”) or just some bathroom signs (you won’t believe the creative labels people come up with for toilet paper), these bathroom pictures of stall and wall graffiti will have you pissing yourself laughing at the things people come up with when they sit down and set loose their sharpie on some bathroom stall writing.


All the Drunk Ladies

That’ll Scare It Out of You

Standard Issue Janitorial Equipment

What Jesus Does

A TP Dispenser’s Plea

A Well Thought Out Rebuttal

Not My First Fabric Choice

Don’t Mess With a Lady’s Bathroom Time

Do They Serve Ice Cream Here?

Must Have Been An Interesting Conversation


One Way to Kill Time

Tough Love

The Perfect Man

It’s a Crap!

Deep Thoughts

Future Construction Zone

Fashion Police

Super Powers!

Bargain College Degree

Why Don’t More Guys Do This?

He Deserved It

Confucius Say

PhD in Literature

At Least They’re Free


Know Your Target Audience

Investigation Time

Well Wishes

Amenities of the Ladies’ Room

The Longest Trip to the Bathroom

Are the Coneheads Back?

Living On the Edge

Don’t Look Down

Valid Question

He’s Everywhere

How to Handle the Ladies

New Revelations from the Bible


A Good Reason to Get Political

Everyone’s a Critic

Free Legal Advice

He Looks Like He Needed a Good Meal

The Best Kind of Love

Good Timing

That’s One Idea

Is That What He Does All Day?

An Adaptation of a Classic

Nessie Has Unique Tastes