Here’s a list of the funniest jokes about bears that have ever run backwards through the forest. Everything is on this list: Polar bears, Black bears, Grizzly bears, and even a couple of jokes about cartoon bears that don’t actually exist. If you’re going to a zoo anytime soon, try out these hilarious bear jokes on the first person you come across, particularly any good looking zookeepers that seem to be open to bear related comedy.
What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth?A gummy bear!
Why Do Pandas Like Old Movies?Because they’re in black and white.
What Do You Call A Wet Bear?A drizzly bear
How Do You Catch A Fish Without A Fishing Pole?With your BEAR hands
What Do You Call A Bear Without Ears?B’s
Why Don’t Bears Like Fast Food?Because they can’t catch it!
Why Did The Bear Cross The Road?It was the chickens day off!
Why Shouldn’t You Take A Bear To The Zoo?Because they’d rather go to the movies!
Why Did The Bear Get So Scared?Because he looked in the mirror