The Best Car Decals on the Road


Once upon a time, you had three basic car sticker options: bumper stickers, go-fast stickers, and those little peeing Calvin stickers. As this list of the best car decals on the road shows, however, the last ten years or so have seen an explosion in decals, from simple window sticker humor to incredible custom car wraps that cover entire vehicles. There are so many adhesive options, how can you even tell the good from the bad?

With this list, obviously. Your votes will decide which stickers are actually cool and which ones are staler than those stick figure family decals. Are the best stickers funny and clever? Or are they the colorful custom vehicle wraps that make look like elaborate works of four-wheeled art? Paint is yesterday’s news. It’s time for you to decide what tomorrow will look like by ranking all these decals.

Drivers sporting stickers make big statements about who they are, whether they’ve got elaborate car wraps that make their tiny cars look like wild hogs, window stickers that put Nicolas Cage on the highway, or just decals celebrating the cuteness of cats. Vote up your favorite car decals below, letting drivers everywhere know just what you think of their sticker statements!

Cue Horrified Shivers

Everyone Can Dream

He Left His Calling Card

The Perfect Decal for a Ford Probe

The Wookiee Rides Shotgun

Cruise the Grid with Reflective TRON Stripes

Jaws of Life Instructions

Warning: Wipes Whenever It Damn Well Pleases

Least. Embarassing. Scion. EVER.

Simplicity Itself

Delicious Sacrilege

When You Want Your Supercar to Look like a ’70s Van…

Techno Syndrome

Way, Way Too Realistic

Skirt Wearers: Beware Reflections

Go-Fast Stickers Done the Right Way

Kaleidoscopic Hyperspeed


Automotive Version of a Tribal Arm Tattoo

An Alligator Ate My Car

Turn Your Car Into a Cage

Murray Is My Co-Pilot

Playing a Game of Tag

Shaggin’ Wagon

Legit and You Know it