As most ladies already know, nothing good ever happens after the words, “Hold my Cosmo.” But still, this red flag phrase (dubbed “HMC” for short) has escaped the mouths of the best of us throughout history, generally right before an embarrassing incident in front of throngs of on-lookers. Here you’ll find a collection of such incidents, including daring stunts gone horribly awry, ill-fated bright ideas, and the effects of liquid courage at its worst. So the next time hungover-you feels bad about your own drunk fails, check out the best of “Hold My Cosmo.”
You’ll see women attempt to leap over large puddles in a single bound, preform death defying stunts on tiny bikes, and have some unfortunate baking accidents. So get someone to hold your own Cosmo and join in on the fun!
We would, however, like to advise you not to attempt any of the following actions at home, for reasons which will soon become abundantly clear. Though drunk-you may someday think that you could absolutely preform each and every action on this list with tact and poise, we guarantee you cannot. That said, come on in and get your crazy on by living vicariously through the actions of these hysterical gals as they nudge you and wink, “Hey girl! Hold my Cosmo!”
Girl, HMC While I Dirt Bike Straight At This Blind Hill.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Get My Stripper On.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Effortlessly Leap This Puddle.
Hey Girl HMC While I Test Out These New Shoes!
Hey Babe, HMC While I Leap This Couch in a Single Bound.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Show These Chumps the New Dive I Invented.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Do the Ice Bucket Challenge!
HMC for Jus’ One Second While I Surf!
Babe! Hey Babe! HMC While Me and My Girl Slide Down This Rail!
HMC Girl, I’ma Just Do This Flawless Swan Dive.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Show These Game Show Bitches How It’s Done.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Duck, Duck Goose.
Hey Bitch, HMC While I Break It Down.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Bring Sexy Back to This Shopping Cart.
Hey Girl, Hold My Cosmo While I Cross This Tiny Puddle.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Show These Boys How Real Women Dunk.
Hey Bitch, HMC While I Indiana Jones Jump This Small Hill.
Hey Son, HMC While I Bake and Style My Hair at the Same Time.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Make Another Cosmo.
Hey, Bitch! HMC While I Do a Quick Photo Shoot!
Hey Girl, HMC While I Launch Myself from This Swing.
Hey, Girl, Hey! HMC While I Leap This Pit of Flaming Embers!
Hey Girl, HMC While I Do Some Quick Gymnastics.
Hey Girl! HMC While I Leap!
Hey Girl, HMC While I Demonstrate My Majestic Water Arts.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Arm Wrestle.
Hey Girl, HMC While We Sumo Smash.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Demonstrate My Mastery of Balance.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Hang This Lamp.
Here HMC, I’ma Just Exit This Boat.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Win the Parent of the Year Award.