Halloween! It’s the best. Not only are all of the best movies on TV, but free candy! And people get to tell all of the best Halloween jokes! It would be so great if Halloween was year round, but then nobody would have anything to look forward to for the rest of the year. Anyway, these are the funniest Halloween puns and a bunch of funny Halloween jokes for you to scare up some laughs! SCARE UP. SCAAARRRRREEEEEE. GHOSTS!