What times call for funny tips? Well, have you ever had a waiter or waitress who was either so good or so bad at their job that it didn’t feel like a normal, everyday tip would do? If so, then you’ve come to the right place. Here we’ve gathered a collection of the funniest tips left at restaurants that’ll give you some ideas about how to add a little flair to your next tip. Whether you’re out to make your waitress smile or leave your waiter a not so subtle tip about how not to be crappy at his job, we’ve got you covered. Feel sorry for your waitress for having to deal with the crappy customers at the next table? Consider brightening her day with a crayon character with a five dollar bill in his cartoon hand. Dealing with a waiter who isn’t worthy of his apron? Here you’ll find some of the funniest tips left for waiters that include subtle, as well as not so subtle, hints about the service. A few of these tips will even give you ideas on what to do the next time you find yourself in one of those awkward situations where all you’ve got to leave is a buck and some pocket change.
The “Please Ignore the Karma” Tip
The “Sorry About the Sh*tty Folks at the Next Table” Tip
The “Two Can Play at That Game” Tip
The Super-Happy Holidays Tip
The Happy with the Housekeeping Tip
The “Thanks for Letting Me Air My Laundry” Tip
The Magical Menagerie Tip
The Shining Star Tip
Game of Tips
Tip Bro Says, “Thanks for the Refills, Girl”
The “Lemme Spell It Out for You” Tip
The Add a Little Art Tip
The Cartman Compliment Tip
The “Lots of Love” Tip
The Summer Vacation Tip
The Many Faces of the Five Dollar Bill
The “Sorry All I’ve Got Is Change” Tip
Abraham Tipcoln
The Murderous Psychopath Tip
The Mathematical Prodigy Tip
The Proof of Poor Service Tip
When You Can Tell Your Waitress Needs a Laugh
The Nintendo Founding Fathers Tip
Walkin’ in My Blue Suede Tips
The Tip at the End of the Tunnel Puzzle
Don’t Worry, Be Tippy
Cirque De’ Sol-Tip
The Subtle Hint That Keeps on Giving
The “Like a Boss” Bowtie Tip
Why Waiters Love Athiests
The Wishful Thinking Tip