The Funniest Bumper Stickers on the Road

Funny bumper stickers are the only bumper stickers worth paying attention to from behind the wheel. People slap stickers and decals to their rear bumpers for all kinds of reasons, but this list is dedicated to those rare bumper stickers that are actually funny. Your votes will decide the funniest bumper stickers on the road, determining which stickers are worth their adhesive and which decals are just dumb.

When you’re driving, pretty much the only way to express yourself is through your horn or the occasional flipped bird. Maybe that’s why some drivers are compelled to express their political or religious beliefs through stickers. We’re not interested in political bumper stickers, however. We’re here for the comedy, for the clever car stickers that make you smile during the rolling stress festival that is your morning commute.

We’ve saved you the trouble of sifting through all those silly “How’s my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T” bumper stickers. A lot of the decals on this list are clever, poking fun at the stupidity of bumper stickers, and a lot of them are so dumb they just might be clever. All of them are funny, but only you can decide which are the best. Vote up the funniest bumper stickers below!

Probably Just Puberty

Life Without Kids: Still Awesome





Meetings Via Text Only





The Most Practical Advice You’ll Receive Today





Theological Speculation





Illiterates Not Offended





Understand and Comprehend This Bumper Sticker





This Joke Exists Only as Probability





One for All the Tenacious D Fans





You Got Me There





To the Chevy Aveo, Robin!





Amish Jokes: Fun for 300 Years Running





Local Saying





Come on Hillary, Support Is Support





Undeniable Statement of Fact





They Can Get It From the Parking Attendant





We’re Still Doing This Joke?





Self Loathing





Stuck in THE MIDDLE of Traffic





Sometimes It’s Just That Simple





You’ll Have to Upgrade to the New iOS First





It’s Just Nice When Someone Cares





Triforce Be with You





More Than One Way to Get a Quiet Ride





The Bumper Sticker Paradox





404 Error on the Highway





If You Like Conceptual Ranking, Think About Voting Up





Insert Wit and Political Satire Here





It Wouldn’t Be a List without a Simpsons Reference





In a Better Place