The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

Have a friend who just won’t stop texting you? That friend who texts at 5am and just can’t take the hint? The guy who’s always playing practical jokes or asking for money? Well, in the Marvel Universe – especially among the X-Men (and poor poor Spider-Man) –  it’s the same guy, and that guy is most certainly Deadpool. The Merc with the Mouth doesn’t even need to be talking to run his mouth at his superhero compatriots; that’s what texting is for. This is a list of his best texts from the awesome people over at Texts From Superheroes. Wade Wilson’s texts to everyone from Punisher to Rhonda Rousey, Wolverine and Spider-Man, as well as Deadpool to Deadpool (from Deadpool)…

X-Men's Rotating Door Policy
The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

Deadpool Loves the Lasagna at That Place

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

He Only Requests Team Ups for the Biggest Battles

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

Deadpool Tries to Break Bad with Spider-Pinkman

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

Deadpool’s Greatest Nemesis: Proper English

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

Netflix Summer 2028 Funs and Guns

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

This Whole Scene is Going to be Weird on Iron Fist’s Netflix Show

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

Texting Stan Finally Worked!

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

Covert Take Down of the Local Chinese Food Place

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

He Believes He Can Fly, Touch the Sky, Thinks About It Every Night and Day

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

How Deadpool Gets Spidey to Open Up About the Clone Saga

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

He Keeps His Big Guns in his Pants, Hehe

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

Multi Platform, Meta Texts From Deadpool

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

He’s Right, Pogs ARE Awesome

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

The Fox/Marvel Divide Continues to Hurt Everyone

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

Surgeries… Non-Magic… Regular Surgeries

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

Multiple Personalites Makes X-Mas Expensive

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

No One Loves Wade Wilson More Than Deadpool

The Funniest Texts From Deadpool