Do you ever wonder if your – and your significant other’s – Facebook posts border on the irritating? Have you lost tons of followers ever since you’ve started posting hourly updates about your “bae”? If so, you might be one of the most annoying couples on your friends’ Facebook newsfeeds. Don’t worry, though. We’ve put together a list of a ton of other people out there who are just like you.
Here, we’ve compiled a list of annoying things that all couples do on social media – from passive aggressive status fights, to ooey-gooey, lovey-dovey comments on each others photos. If you’re wondering why you and your boo stopped getting “likes” on those gross make-out Instagrams, wonder no more: it’s because you’re creeping people out.
Whether you’re looking to subtly call out a co-worker for using dumb pet names with her boyfriend online, or shame your older brother for Tweeting emo song lyrics whenever he and his girl are fighting, we’ve got you covered. Check out this list of incredibly annoying things that all couples do on social media below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section.
Why'd Ya Have to Go and Make Things So Complicated?
Using Their Relationship Status as a Weapon Every Time They Argue
Henceforth Known as “The Avatar Couple”
Constantly Accidentally Confirming How Much They Deserve Each Other
Being the Awkward Restaurant Couple Online
Fighting Via Thinly-Veiled, Passive Agressive Status Updates
Sharing Way Too Many Intimate Selfies
Leaving No Doubt in Anyone’s Mind Why It Never Seems to Work Out
Providing Everyone with Irrevocable Evidence That Love Really Is Blind
You Know Who You Are.
Just in Case You Missed Their Last 2,000 Status Updates…
Getting One of Those Super Lame Joint Accounts
Managing to Make You Feel Like a 3rd Wheel on Dates You Didn’t Even Go On
Executing an Insanely Depressing Sweeping Gesture of Codependant Love
We Get It.
Constantly Commenting on How Miserable Single Life Must Be
Occasionally Casting Themselves in an Online Version of an Episode of Maury
It Isn’t Love Until All of Your Combined 586 Facebook Friends Know About It
Literally Turning Their Flesh Into a Walking Relationship Status
Celebrating Monthly “Month-iversarys”
They Really Need to Sort Out Their Priorities
Those Couples That Make You Want to Drop Kick Your Laptop
Posting Missing Person Alerts After 2 Hours Apart
Engaging in Not-So-Stealthy Facebook Stalking
Vindictively Updating That “Single” Status
Constantly Making You Wonder Whether They’ve Ever Heard of Texting
Being That One Online Dater Who Insists on Taking Us All Along for the Ride
Executing the Relationship Status Break-Up
No Social Media Outlet Is Safe from Their Love
Constantly Assuring You That There’s Enough Delusion to Go Around
Providing the World with a Complimentary VIP Pass for the Bat Sh*t Crazy Train
They Might Only Be Together for the Relationship Status
Engaging in Shameless Pet Naming
Regaling the World with Photos of Their Lover’s Sweeping Romantic Gestures
Making You Long for the Good Old Days When Stuff Like This Only Happened Over the Phone
Constantly Counting Down to Their Next Couple Milestone