The Most Annoying Things Couples Do on Social Media

Do you ever wonder if your – and your significant other’s – Facebook posts border on the irritating? Have you lost tons of followers ever since you’ve started posting hourly updates about your “bae”? If so, you might be one of the most annoying couples on your friends’ Facebook newsfeeds. Don’t worry, though. We’ve put together a list of a ton of other people out there who are just like you.

Here, we’ve compiled a list of annoying things that all couples do on – from passive aggressive status fights, to ooey-gooey, lovey-dovey comments on each others photos. If you’re wondering why you and your boo stopped getting “likes” on those gross make-out Instagrams, wonder no more: it’s because you’re creeping people out.

Whether you’re looking to subtly call out a co-worker for using dumb pet names with her boyfriend online, or shame your older brother for Tweeting emo song lyrics whenever he and his girl are fighting, we’ve got you covered. Check out this list of incredibly annoying things that all couples do on social media below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section.

Why'd Ya Have to Go and Make Things So Complicated?

Using Their Relationship Status as a Weapon Every Time They Argue





Henceforth Known as “The Avatar Couple”





Constantly Accidentally Confirming How Much They Deserve Each Other





Being the Awkward Restaurant Couple Online



Fighting Via Thinly-Veiled, Passive Agressive Status Updates





Sharing Way Too Many Intimate Selfies





Leaving No Doubt in Anyone’s Mind Why It Never Seems to Work Out





Providing Everyone with Irrevocable Evidence That Love Really Is Blind





You Know Who You Are.





Just in Case You Missed Their Last 2,000 Status Updates…





Getting One of Those Super Lame Joint Accounts





Managing to Make You Feel Like a 3rd Wheel on Dates You Didn’t Even Go On





Executing an Insanely Depressing Sweeping Gesture of Codependant Love





We Get It.





Constantly Commenting on How Miserable Single Life Must Be





Occasionally Casting Themselves in an Online Version of an Episode of Maury





It Isn’t Love Until All of Your Combined 586 Facebook Friends Know About It





Literally Turning Their Flesh Into a Walking Relationship Status





Celebrating Monthly “Month-iversarys”





They Really Need to Sort Out Their Priorities





Those Couples That Make You Want to Drop Kick Your Laptop





Posting Missing Person Alerts After 2 Hours Apart





Engaging in Not-So-Stealthy Facebook Stalking





Vindictively Updating That “Single” Status





Constantly Making You Wonder Whether They’ve Ever Heard of Texting





Being That One Online Dater Who Insists on Taking Us All Along for the Ride





Executing the Relationship Status Break-Up





No Social Media Outlet Is Safe from Their Love





Constantly Assuring You That There’s Enough Delusion to Go Around





Providing the World with a Complimentary VIP Pass for the Bat Sh*t Crazy Train





They Might Only Be Together for the Relationship Status





Engaging in Shameless Pet Naming





Regaling the World with Photos of Their Lover’s Sweeping Romantic Gestures





Making You Long for the Good Old Days When Stuff Like This Only Happened Over the Phone





Constantly Counting Down to Their Next Couple Milestone