The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

There’s nothing merrier than a good pun! Do you sometimes find yourself desperately attempting to repress your laughter as everyone else is rolling their eyes at a dumb pun that you secretly find hilarious? Do you have an annual alter-ego who just can’t get enough of eye roll-inducing Christmas puns and Santa jokes every time the holiday season rolls around? Well if so, you’ve come to the right place because we’re about to unleash some of the most ridiculous Christmas jokes and horrible holiday puns ever known to man!

Here you’ll find everything from short jokes to holiday puns so bad we dare you not to groan. Dreading going to your company’s yearly mind-numbing holiday bash? Why not get liven things up this year by showing up with a couple of bottles of wine and handful of these corny Christmas jokes that’ll do nothing if not loosen the mood! Going to a party full of kids where you’re usual R-rated may or may not be appropriate? We say, no problemo! If there’s anyone who can appreciate a good Christmas pun, it’s kids, so stock up on a few of the bad boys you’ll find below!

Whether you’re into , are looking for a laugh, or are just in the market for a few good old fashioned corny ice breakers, we’ve got you covered with plenty of punny one liners for kids of all ages!

LOL This Must Be a Nerd’s Christmas Tree
The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

There’s Always That One Guy Who Just Can’t Resist

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

Thanks Folks, This Tree’ll Be Here All Night!

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

What Do You Call a Christmas Tree That Sings?

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

What Do Hip-Hop Artists Decorate Their Gifts with at Christmas?

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

The Non-Baker’s DIY Gingerbread House

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

What Does Santa Use to Keep from Getting Sick on Christmas Eve?

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

If Christopher Walken Ever Made a Christmas Album What Would He Call It?

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

Who Will Pull This Alcoholic Santa’s Sleigh on Christmas? His Rain-Beers!

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

“Dachshund Through the Snoooooow…”

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

Pun Husky Rides Again!

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

If Beyonce Made a Really Bad Christmas Album What Would She Name It?

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns
What dDd the Oregano Say to the Nutmeg at Christmastime?
The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

Wishing You a Maury Christmas and a Happy

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

This One Goes Out to Santa’s B-Team Reindeer, Stash-er

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

Is It Santa? Is It a Centaur? No! It’s Santaur!

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

Amateur Stand-Up Reindeer Just Can’t Help Himself…

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

Fleas Navi-Dog

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

What Do You Call the Silent Knight’s Trusty Sidekick?

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

How Does Darth Vader Always Know What Everyone’s Getting for Christmas?

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

Bethlehem Beat: Tonight at 11

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

Now You Know What Dasher and Dancer Do for Money During the Summer Months

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

That One Wise Man Who Also Happened to Be a Wiseass

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

Get It? GET IT?

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

Brace Your Elves…

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

The Most Cheerful “For Lease” Sign Ever!

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

Cool, This Person Has a Pet Elf!

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns

What Do You Call Jay Z When He’s in the Christmas Spirit?

The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Puns