The Weirdest Niche Dating Sites

Whether or not you want to admit it, you have at least one online profile right now, and if you’re reading this, it’s probably not going well. Even if you can meet someone on catch-all sites like OKCupid or Tinder, there’s no guarantee that you’re actually going to be compatible with the creep you meet online. That’s why you’ve got to go deeper into the Internet to find your soul mate. Put on your e-glasses and check out some of the weirdest sites online. And before you ask, yes, they’re full of sexy singles that want to meet you.

We don’t know who said “opposites attract,” but that’s usually just when you’re talking about magnets. In the dating world, meeting an opposite is a complete drag. Especially if whatever you’re into isn’t considered “normal,” or “sanitary.” If you live your life on the fringes of society, finding love can be a Sisyphean task. That’s why you need to dive deep into the dark underbelly of the web and find someone who wants to talk about horses with you until the sun comes up. If you find your main squeeze through this list of the weirdest niche dating sites, please don’t invite us to the wedding.

Diaper Mates
We’re 99% sure that if you’re a diaper person you already know about Diapermates. But on the off chance that you’re clomping around your apartment in a diaper wishing you had a mommy to change you (ugh, sorry for typing that), then use your widdle fingers to log onto your new favorite site.
Pounced
Pounced, a dating site for furries, is not only one of the most niche of niche dating sites, it’s also very creepynightmarish cool if you’re into that sort of thing.
Clown Dating

“Everybody loves a clown… let a clown love you,” Clown Dating‘s site announces, apparently forgetting about all the creepy clowns in pop culture. But they do have a point: “Behind all the make-up and the red nose is a lonely heart.”

Awake Dating
Awake Dating is the only place for you to find love when you know that there are lizard people living inside a hologram moon. If you need someone to snuggle with on those long nights while you’re researching the El Dulce Air Force Base, this is the site that will warm your tinfoil-hatted heart.
Meet-An-Inmate
Everyone knows that the best thing about long-distance relationships is getting to write letters that a government official is going to open, edit, and then reseal before delivering to your lover. Meet-An-Inmate gives you the chance to meet criminals of all kinds in order to live your dream of receiving a personalized prison Polaroid.
Mullet Passions

Mullets may not be your personal cup of tea, but apparently there are enough fans of them out there to power Mullet Passions. Those who champion the party-in-the-back lifestyle can chat with fellow enthusiasts, or simply use Mullet Passions like a social media site.

The Atlas Sphere
Are you way into Objectivism? Did you send an essay to the Ayn Rand Institute when you were high school? Are you furious that the Atlas Shrugged film trilogy didn’t outperform Kazaam at the box office? Then get ready to find love on TheAtlasSphere.com, a place for Rand fans the world over to meet up and kiss after splitting the check on an affordable meal. 
Witch Dating
Have you been searching for someone who’s an Anton LaVey in the streets but an A leister Crowley in the sheets? Well, whether you’re a practitioner of chaos magick, or you prefer the Left-Hand Path, there’s someone for you on this site for witchy singles
Dead Meet

Dead Meet is a dating site for gravediggers, morticians, funeral directors, forensics investigators, autopsy specialists, and anyone else who works with death – yes, even taxidermists. The group was started by mortician Carla Valentine after she found out that a lot of “regular” dates were creeped out by what she does for a living.

Gluten-Free Singles
Are you insufferable? Do you spend at least 30 minutes complaining about a restaurant’s menu when you go to brunch? Have you been looking for someone to have long conversations with about all the grains you can’t ingest? Then you need to log onto glutenfreesingles!
Sea Captain Date
Do you love feeling the unceasing movement of the ocean underneath your feet at all times? Do you often stare at lighthouses and sigh? Do you like guys who can pull of a captain’s hat? Then you’re going to love Sea Captain Date.
Trek Passions
Look, nerds, at some point you just have to accept that if you want to meet someone with similar nerdy interests, be it Star Trek or all things Robert Heinlein, you’re going to have to find them on the Internet. That’s where Trekpassions comes in. What are you waiting for? Put on your Vulcan ears, take a selfie, then log on and prosper.
Trucker Passions

Are you tired of truck stop prostitutes? Have the endless hours on the road kept you from meeting sexy singles in your area? Well Trucker Passions wants to change all of that for you. Whether you’re an owner-operator, or just a big rig scrub, there’s someone out there for you.

Equestrian Singles
As a horse lover, it can be hard enough to find someone who wants to talk about our hoofed friends, but trying to find someone to date who shares a love of Lisa Frank notebook covers is almost impossible!Thanks to Equestrian Singles you can find a beautiful horse enthusiast to clean the stables with. Seriously, clean your stables. They’re filthy.
My 420 Mate
Hey duuuuuuuudes, if you couldn’t immediately tell, My 420 Mate is for stonersCheech and Chong fans, and single folks who looOoOOOOoOOOoOOoOoove talking about weed. We’re not sure if you need a prescription to access the site.
Naturist Passion

Hate clothes, but love love? Naturist Passion is the dating site for you. Advertising itself as “the first, most-trusted and largest site for nudist/naturist friends in the world!” this dating service caters to people who prefer to be in the buff.

Cosplay Friends Date

Into cosplay? Single? Head on over to Cosplay Friends Date to find the like-minded mate you’ve been searching for. The site aims to match cosplaying enthusiasts with similar fandoms, whether they’re looking for a romantic connection or simply some new friends.

Tall Friends

Tall Friends is all about matching people with the vertically gifted partners of their dreams. They serve users in Europe, North America, and Australia, and claim to specialize in “tall dating relationship or marriage.”

Farmers Only
If after a long day plowin’ the fields for cows, you just want to come home to a little lady who likes a man who’s basically one big sweat gland, then you should take a break from repainting your tractor to log onto farmersonly.com.
Meet Mindful

When you sign up for MeetMindful, you’re asked to pick two interests from the following list: meditation, mindfulness, yoga, healing, conscious diet, green living, environmentalism, volunteering, fitness, spirituality, travel, buying local, and personal growth.

Then, depending on which two of these lofty pursuits you choose, you’ll be based with a partner whose progressive values match your own – so choose wisely.

Spiritual Singles
If you want to meet the right person to include in a romantic weekend of transcendental meditation and chakra tuning, Spiritual Singles is the one place where you can find someone who’s as into holistic stone casting as you are.
Alikewise
Have you been trying to have a meet cute with someone in a library but you haven’t had any luck? Have you been waiting for someone to write love letters to on your Smith-Corona? Then stop being a Luddite and find your way to Alikewise, a dating site for readers and the people that love them.