Things Everyone Goes Through While Sick

Have you ever noticed how illness follows a very predictable pattern? No? Just wait until you scroll through these funny photos of what it’s like to be sick! Because we all understand the inevitable beginning, middle, and thank-God-it’s-over stages of sickness, and they go a little something like this: There you are, minding your own business, when suddenly a phantom scratchiness starts to appear in your throat. Though you try your best to ignore it, the fun only spreads to include a raging headache and horrible achiness you can’t explain.
Before you know it, you find yourself on Google typing in your symptoms, only to reveal the horrible truth- you’re dying and there’s nothing you can do about it. Thus begins the stage featuring your humble requests for constant sympathy and attention from all those brave enough to come within ten feet of you. It’s only after a few long, grueling days of grappling with ridiculously hard to open medication and Netflix binging that you finally get better and vow never to go on WebMD ever again.

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