30 Awkward Public Transportation Pictures

Some elitists spend their days safe in fancy private cars, completely oblivious to the crazy people on public transportation. Sure, they’ve never been yelled at by a hallucinating homeless person or peed on by a drunken college student, but the joke’s on them. Because they can only know the majesty of sharing a ride with your fellow humans through these photos of people on the subway.

Through these awkward subway pictures, you’ll learn the time honored traditions of communal transport. For instance, never sit next to a rider who’s got his hand down his pants (or an actual snake in his hands). And make sure to avoid nipple-ring flaunting grandpa in the back.

She Never Falls Down When It Comes to a Stop

[Insert Pussy Joke]

On Second Thought, It’s a Nice Day for a Walk

No One Messes with Grandma on Her Way to Church

Intruder Alert!

Apparently the End of the Rainbow Is Somewhere in the Bronx

Next Stop, Vegan Village

The Bus Is Free When You Ride It This Way

A Man’s Train Seat Is His Castle

Who Wore It Best?

A Future-Predicting Subway Ad?

Next Stop, Terrifying Childhood Memories

When Transportation Attacks

Nerd Alert

Next Stop, Gettysburg Station

Totally Normal. Nothing to See Here

Cheaper Than Paying for Movers, I Guess

The Scenic Route

Tourists These Days…

“Please Don’t Go for the Pole, Please Don’t Go for the Pole…” – Everyone on the Subway

Someone Just Came from a Forever 21 Clearance Sale

That Awkward Moment When a Stranger’s Foot Brushes Your Face

One Way to Get a Subway Car to Yourself

Gangsta Granny Reads Manual on Badass-ery

If You Can’t See Them, They Can’t See You

Sensing a Lost Bet in This Gentleman’s Recent Past

If You Got ‘Em, Flaunt ‘Em

Children Make Very Comfortable Seat Cushions

Absolutely Not