Funny bumper stickers are the only bumper stickers worth paying attention to from behind the wheel. People slap stickers and decals to their rear bumpers for all kinds of reasons, but this list is dedicated to those rare bumper stickers that are actually funny. Your votes will decide the funniest bumper stickers on the road, determining which stickers are worth their adhesive and which decals are just dumb.
When you’re driving, pretty much the only way to express yourself is through your horn or the occasional flipped bird. Maybe that’s why some drivers are compelled to express their political or religious beliefs through stickers. We’re not interested in political bumper stickers, however. We’re here for the comedy, for the clever car stickers that make you smile during the rolling stress festival that is your morning commute.
We’ve saved you the trouble of sifting through all those silly “How’s my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T” bumper stickers. A lot of the decals on this list are clever, poking fun at the stupidity of bumper stickers, and a lot of them are so dumb they just might be clever. All of them are funny, but only you can decide which are the best. Vote up the funniest bumper stickers below!
Life Without Kids: Still Awesome
Meetings Via Text Only
The Most Practical Advice You’ll Receive Today
Illiterates Not Offended
Understand and Comprehend This Bumper Sticker
This Joke Exists Only as Probability
One for All the Tenacious D Fans
You Got Me There
To the Chevy Aveo, Robin!
Amish Jokes: Fun for 300 Years Running
Come on Hillary, Support Is Support
Undeniable Statement of Fact
They Can Get It From the Parking Attendant
We’re Still Doing This Joke?
Stuck in THE MIDDLE of Traffic
Sometimes It’s Just That Simple
You’ll Have to Upgrade to the New iOS First
Triforce Be with You
More Than One Way to Get a Quiet Ride
The Bumper Sticker Paradox
404 Error on the Highway
If You Like Conceptual Ranking, Think About Voting Up
Insert Wit and Political Satire Here
It Wouldn’t Be a List without a Simpsons Reference
In a Better Place