The 25 Funniest Bumper Stickers on the Road

Funny bumper stickers are the only bumper stickers worth paying attention to from behind the wheel. People slap stickers and decals to their rear bumpers for all kinds of reasons, but this list is dedicated to those rare bumper stickers that are actually funny. Your votes will decide the funniest bumper stickers on the road, determining which stickers are worth their adhesive and which decals are just dumb.

When you’re driving, pretty much the only way to express yourself is through your horn or the occasional flipped bird. Maybe that’s why some drivers are compelled to express their political or religious beliefs through stickers. We’re not interested in political bumper stickers, however. We’re here for the comedy, for the clever car stickers that make you smile during the rolling stress festival that is your morning commute.

We’ve saved you the trouble of sifting through all those silly “How’s my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T” bumper stickers. A lot of the decals on this list are clever, poking fun at the stupidity of bumper stickers, and a lot of them are so dumb they just might be clever. All of them are funny, but only you can decide which are the best. Vote up the funniest bumper stickers below!

Life Without Kids: Still Awesome



Meetings Via Text Only



The Most Practical Advice You’ll Receive Today



Theological Speculation



Illiterates Not Offended



Understand and Comprehend This Bumper Sticker



This Joke Exists Only as Probability



One for All the Tenacious D Fans



You Got Me There



To the Chevy Aveo, Robin!



Amish Jokes: Fun for 300 Years Running



Local Saying



Come on Hillary, Support Is Support



Undeniable Statement of Fact



They Can Get It From the Parking Attendant



We’re Still Doing This Joke?



Self Loathing



Stuck in THE MIDDLE of Traffic



Sometimes It’s Just That Simple



You’ll Have to Upgrade to the New iOS First





Triforce Be with You



More Than One Way to Get a Quiet Ride



The Bumper Sticker Paradox



404 Error on the Highway



If You Like Conceptual Ranking, Think About Voting Up



Insert Wit and Political Satire Here



It Wouldn’t Be a List without a Simpsons Reference



In a Better Place

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