13 Totally Absurd Themed Cafes That Could Only Be In Japan

 

If you visited your local Hello Kitty cafe and thought it was a bit too tame for your tastes, these weird Japanese themed cafes will definitely appeal to you. Japan has long been at the forefront of themed cafes and restaurants. For proof, look no further than the cat cafe – what were once only weird cafes in Japan are now popular in countries around the globe. And Japan hasn’t stopped there. The country continues to up its game when it comes to entertainment dining.

While the food at these establishments might not always be the most mouth-watering, that’s not really why most people visit these crazy and wildly imaginative eateries. They’re about the experience as much as – or maybe even more than – the cuisine. These Japanese theme cafes prove that Japan is not only committed to creating groundbreaking technology, but wholly original dining experiences as well. Read on to see what creative restaurants you should add to your must-visit list.

Ninja Akasaka – Where You Train Like A Ninja

Ninja Akasaka is a ninja-themed restaurant in Akasaka, Tokyo. When you enter the eatery, you are greeted by a person dressed as a ninja who engages you in ninja training as you snake your way through a secret passage and into the dining area. Once seated, your waiter hands you a menu designed to look like an ancient scroll. Most of the food is ninja themed, such as the ninja star-shaped grissini that’s served with foie gras pâté.

Temari no Ouchi – Where You Play With Cats In A Magic Forest

Cat cafes have been around for some time and have even become popular outside of Japan. But Temari no Ouchi is not your average cat cafe – it describes itself as a “forest of wondrous cats,” and the Studio Ghibli-esque decor definitely reflects that. If you could build a fairy tale land for your cat, this would be it.

Akiba Fukurou – Where You Relax With Owls

Japan has branched out from themed cafes that feature domesticated animals like cats. For a wilder experience, you can visit an owl cafe. Restaurants like Akiba Fukurou, a popular owl cafe in Tokyo, make these impressive birds their star attraction. The experience is intended to be a relaxing one, with soothing music and small groups keeping visits intimate and peaceful.

Vampire Cafe – Where You Dine Like Dracula

Want to dine with Dracula? The Vampire Cafe in Ginza will make you feel like you just stepped into the lavish den of a creature of the night. The cafe has a blood-red color scheme, with maroon curtains hanging from the walls and blood cell patterns covering the floors. Waiters will ask for your order in a Japanese-Transylvanian accent as you flip through the coffin-shaped menus and order one of the many undead-themed items.

Alice in Fantasy Book – Where You Enter Wonderland

If you want to feel like you’ve fallen down a rabbit hole, visit one of the many Alice in Wonderland-themed cafes in Japan. At Alice in Fantasy Book, for example, a waitress dressed like Alice greets you and gives you bunny ears to wear during your stay in Wonderland. The cafe is elaborately decorated with Alice-centric decor like heart chandeliers and hedge-maze booths. As for what’s on the table, enjoy rainbow colored drinks, English cuisine, and ice cream decorated to look like the Cheshire Cat.

Ms. Bunny Cafe – Where You Can Adopt A Rabbit

Like other animal-themed cafes, rabbit cafes let you pet and hold a furry critter for a fee. Here, you can sip on a latte (complete with rabbit latte art) and watch a little furball nibble on a leaf of lettuce. Some of these cafes even let customers purchase the rabbits to be kept as pets. At Ms. Bunny Cafe in Tokyo, you can pet a rabbit for 30 minutes for a total of $9.

Kawaii Monster Cafe – Where You Eat In A Real-Life Cartoon

The cafe’s website explains the idea behind Kawaii Monster Cafe as follows: “It is like a monster that swallows everything in its path and keeps expanding.” The colorful space features vibrant art and appearances by elaborately clad “Monster Girls,” and the food features rainbow hues as well. It has several themed rooms, like the Sweets-Go-Round, which has a giant cake merry-go-round at the center of the dining area.

Zauo – Where You Catch Your Dinner

Zauo takes the concept of Korean barbecue, where patrons cook their own meat at the table, to a whole other level. Here, diners sit in a giant replica of a boat and fish for their food from the giant lake that surrounds them. The restaurant’s website describes this “merging of fishing and dining” as “a miraculous symphony.” Once you’ve caught your fish, you can have the chef prepare it in a number of ways, from raw sashimi to crispy deep-fried filets.

Robot Restaurant – Where You Cheer On Cyborgs

For about $60, you can get yourself a seat at the trippy Robot Restaurant. The main appeal of the restaurant isn’t the food, but the show. Two banks of seats flank a long central stage, where performers dressed as robots box, dance, and encourage patrons to party.

Cure Maid – Where You Have A Personal Maid

Along with cat cafes, maid cafes are probably the best-known themed cafes to come out of Japan. At these spots, young girls dress up as maids and serve drinks and food to their customers, with a generous serving of conversation. No sexual acts are performed, though the maids are required to call their customers “master” or “mistress” and act in a submissive manner. While most maid cafes have their hostesses play up the cutesiness, others are themed, like the Victorian-inspired Cure Maid.

Swallowtail – Where You’re Waited On By Butlers

For those seeking the attention of male servers, there’s the butler cafe, where waiters dress like butlers. Customers are treated like royalty, with some servers even referring to their patrons as “my princess.” The butlers engage in staged conversation that is partly based off of the information you provide them, via a questionnaire you fill out at the start of your visit. One such cafe is the famous Swallowtail in Tokyo where the butlers have titles like “Groom of the Chamber” and “House Steward.”

The Lockup – Where You Dine In Jail

The Lockup is a jail-themed restaurant with locations in Tokyo, Kobe, Kyoto, Hiroshima, Nagoya, and Osaka. Once you enter the restaurant, a host dressed as a police officer handcuffs you and escorts you to your table which is located in an iron-barred cell. The food is themed as well, with colorful cocktails served in beakers and test tubes and skewered meat that’s arranged to look like a human hand.

Soineya – Where You Cuddle A Stranger

Paying for cuddles is a service that started in Japan but is slowly making its way into the United States and Canada. At a cafe like Soineya, customers can pay to cuddle or be cuddled by another person. For $65 you can have a 40-minute cuddle session. If you pay $13 extra, you can have your cuddler pat soothing circles across your back or stare deeply into your eyes.