The Funniest Pick-Up Lines

What good lines do you always go to when you spot a hottie across the bar? This list of pick up line jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture might help you add an icebreaker or two to your rotation. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at pick up lines from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life’s little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier, and help catch the eyes of the ladies (or gents!).

Some of these funny ice breakers and one-liners are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach and are cheesy ice breaker lines that use hypocrisy and criticism for laughs. No matter what the approach, these sexy come ons will make you laugh and you’ll find breaking the ice with a joke isn’t as tricky as it seems.

 

Love at First Sight
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I Seem to Have Lost My Phone Number. Can I Have Yours?
Did you fall from heaven?
Because your face is pretty messed up!
Do you know CPR?
Because you take my breath away.
Nothing lasts forever
Can you be my nothing?
Is your name Gillette
Because baby you’’re the best a man can get!
Do you have a map?
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
How Do You Like Your Eggs in the Morning?
Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you’re the only ten I see!!!
Can I have directions?
To your heart?
Is your dad a thief or something?
Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
Want to die happy?
I’ve heard sex is a killer.
Is there a mirror in your pants?
Because I can see myself in them.
Want to Go 50/50 On a Baby?
If you were a drug...
I would overdose!
Sweet
You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
Do you know karate?
Because your body kickin!
Did you fart?
Because you blew me away.
Do you like Subway?
How about my foot long?
Do you believe in the hereafter?
Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Is your dad a terrorist?
Because you’re the bomb!
You're good at math right?
Is 69 a perfect square?
The beauty of yours
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Please, can you hold this for a moment?
My dick.
Bitch, Treat My Dick Like a Sprite, Obey Your Thirst