What good lines do you always go to when you spot a hottie across the bar? This list of pick up line jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture might help you add an icebreaker or two to your rotation. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at funny pick up lines from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life’s little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier, and help catch the eyes of the ladies (or gents!).
Some of these funny ice breakers and one-liners are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach and are cheesy ice breaker lines that use hypocrisy and criticism for laughs. No matter what the approach, these sexy come ons will make you laugh and you’ll find breaking the ice with a joke isn’t as tricky as it seems.
Love at First Sight
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I Seem to Have Lost My Phone Number. Can I Have Yours?
Did you fall from heaven?
Do you know CPR?
Nothing lasts forever
Is your name Gillette
Do you have a map?
How Do You Like Your Eggs in the Morning?
Are you from Tennessee?
Can I have directions?
Is your dad a thief or something?
Want to die happy?
Is there a mirror in your pants?
Want to Go 50/50 On a Baby?
If you were a drug...
Do you know karate?
Did you fart?
Do you like Subway?
Do you believe in the hereafter?
Is your dad a terrorist?
You're good at math right?
The beauty of yours
Please, can you hold this for a moment?
Bitch, Treat My Dick Like a Sprite, Obey Your Thirst