Ever notice how the older you get, the cooler your dad seems to become? Despite how many times our dads embarrassed us or how uncool they seemed when we were in high school, it’s only as we become adults ourselves that we realize just how awesome our dads really are. As we stop worrying about what other kids think of us, we realize that our “lame” fathers were aware of how ridiculous our quest to be “cool” really was. That’s why we decided to put together this collection of wonderful texts that only your dad would send. We figured, why waste these hilarious texts from dads on their humiliated children when we have the power to share their brilliance with the world?
This Dad’s Efforts to Relate Go Horribly Wrong
This Dad Finds Out His Daughter Is in Fact Straight
This Dad Has the Most Epic Response to Auto Correct Ever
This Dad Gives Epic Dad Advice
This Dad Claims He Thought Asshole Was a Term of Endearment
This Dad Tames His Wit for No Man
Dad Down!
This Dad Accidentally Reveals His Green Side
This Dad Learns the Importance of Destroying Evidence
The Auto Correct That Just Keeps on Giving
This Dad Learns the Horrors of Auto Correct First Hand
This Dad Is Every Nerd’s Dream Parent
This Daughter Becomes the Victim of Friendly Mis-Fire
This Dad Has the Best Wife Ever!
This Dad Is the Best Bad Influence Ever
This Dad Explores the Joys of TMI
This Dad May or May Not Be in a Meeting
This Dad Tries a Clever Dodge
This Dad Never Passes Up the Chance to Reminisce
This Dad May Not Have Thought This One All the Way Through
This Dad Knows Two Can Play at Name Calling Games
This Dad Learns That Ignorance Is Bliss
This Dad Is Clever. Very Clever.
This Dad’s New Camera Phone Just Gave His Puns New Wings
ThisDadIsStillLearning
This Dad Is Ready to Get This Party Started
This Dad Is Still Learning the Intricacies of Slang
This Dad’s Mind Is a Bit One-Track
This Dad Is Better Late Than Never
This Dad Gets Gangsta When It Comes to the Thrift Shops
This Dad Is Ridin’ Dirty…Kind Of