25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Parents get their children to keep them occupied and out of trouble, but sometimes the trouble comes with the packaging. Sometimes, toys come with boners, and not the kind you’re thinking of.

These inappropriate kids toys have them for some inexplicable reason. Somehow these toys managed to make it through the development process, market testing, manufacturing phases, and Santa’s sleigh without anyone noticing the extra equipment they were carrying. Sure, we can laugh at these funny toys behaving badly after the fact, but you have to wonder how many childhood’s were ruined due to these toys with inexplicable boners.

Show And Tell

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Cabbage Patch Problems

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Wild Tiger

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Mouse Trap

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

The Incredible Bulge

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

I’ll Never Lego

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Banana Gone Bananas

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Blow Here

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Pervy Pokemon

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

The Punisher Be Packin’

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Damn Spider-Man, You Nasty

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

E.T. Bone Home

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

The Last Straw

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

How The Dark Knight Rises

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Horny Unicorn

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Play-Doh!

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Junk On The Trunk

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Absorbent And Yellow And Horny Is He…

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Red Rocket

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Buzzed Lightyear

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Clone Bone

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Tigger Got Bigger

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Frozen Boner

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners

Pooh Seems Happy…

25 Times Toys Totally Had Boners