Shockingly Dark Family Guy Jokes You Felt Guilty for Laughing At

Anyone who tunes in to a¬†Seth MacFarlane creation¬†should expect some extremely edgy comedy – a fact that’s been true since his first hit,¬†Family Guy. The show¬†has been on the air since 1999, and during that time there have been plenty of times¬†¬†went super dark. Seth MacFarlane and his writers have welcomed all kinds of controversy with shocking jokes about¬†death, abortion, incest, drunk driving, Michael J. Fox, and many other taboo topics.¬†

 

Prom Night Dumpster Baby

Teenage pregnancy is a serious topic that affects thousands upon thousands of people every year. So it’s no wonder that¬†Family Guy¬†decided to make a jingle out of it. One episode of¬†Family Guy¬†shows a young girl at her¬†high school¬†prom ditching her newborn child in a dumpster. This immediately sets off a song titled ‚ÄúProm Night Dumpster Baby,‚ÄĚ during which the abandoned child sings that he ‚Äúhas no mom or dad,‚ÄĚ and that his ‚Äústory isn‚Äôt long but, boy, it‚Äôs awfully sad.‚ÄĚ

You Have AIDS Song

Another dark, but uncomfortably catchy Family Guy jingle pops up when Peter forms a singing group dedicated to giving people bad news. The group appears in a hospital room and lets a man know he has AIDS with lovely barbershop-style singing.

Peter Shakes His First Son to Death

This joke was short, simple, and pretty dark. In a cutaway scene, Peter and Lois are seen mourning next to a tombstone that reads “Peter Griffin, Jr.” At first it’s unclear what caused the death of this Griffin child, until Peter turns to Lois and explains that he thought shaking the baby enough would make him stop crying. “I was kind of right,” he adds.

Reimagining the Cosby Show Opening

Not too long after comedian Bill Cosby was accused of sexually assaulting more than 50 women,¬†Family Guy¬†decided to remake the opening of his classic ‚Äė80s sitcom. The Griffin family and friends are crowded around the TV when the announcer is heard welcoming audiences back to ‚ÄúThe Cosby Show,¬†knowing what we know now.‚ÄĚ The bit then recreates the opening sequence of¬†The Cosby Show,but features the show‚Äôs female stars all passed out. At one point Bea Arthur is seen stammering in the background without pants shortly before the NBC peacock stumbles into frame with a glass in its hand.

Terri Schiavo Musical

When¬†Family Guy¬†wants to go really dark with a joke, the show commonly decides to do it via¬†song. This was definitely the case when the Griffin family went to one of Stewie‚Äôs school plays to watch his class perform ‚ÄúTerri Schiavo: The Musical.‚ÄĚ Young kids take on the roles of the family members involved in the controversial right-to-die legal case that began in 1990. Some of the darkest lyrics include ‚ÄúTerri Schiavo is kind of alive-o,‚ÄĚ ‚Äúthis [machine] dispenses gravy for her mashed potato brains,‚ÄĚ and ‚Äú[she‚Äôs] the most expensive plant you‚Äôll ever see.‚ÄĚ

Michael J. Fox Ruins Peter’s Shirt at a Wine Party

Michael J. Fox has struggled with Parkinson‚Äôs disease since 1991, and first announced the diagnosis to the public in 1998. Since then, he has been the subject of several¬†Family Guy¬†jokes. One episode shows Peter explaining to the family why he only has two white shirts. He claims that he used to have three but the third one ‚Äúgot ruined at that wine tasting at Michael J. Fox‚Äôs house.‚ÄĚ Rather than immediately recreate the scene, the show instead has Peter just telling the audience what happened because seeing the footage ‚Äúwould just make us all sad.‚ÄĚ

Peter Plans a School Shooting

After trading places with Meg and Chris for the sake of a bet, Peter seems unsure of¬†how to¬†go about this role reversal. He first appears in the kitchen dressed as a teenage girl before Lois explains that he’s still supposed to be a boy. He then returns as a troubled teenage boy eager to “make all those popular kids pay” for ignoring him. He is seen holding a large gun¬†and cocks it before Lois tells him he is supposed to be just a normal teenager. He tries to call off the attack, but the damage is already done.