We’ve all been there. It’s late at night, you’re lonely, and an amazing new product has appeared on your TV screen that can solve all of your problems (or one of them, at least). If you’ve recently thought about ordering an “As Seen on TV” product, this photo gallery is here to save you from buying stuff you don’t need. From the incredibly weird “Better Marriage Blanket” to the insanely funny “Slob Stopper,” these these are some seriously weird As Seen on TV products. Below you will find a bunch of funny As Seen on TV items that nobody needs to buy, because they never should’ve been made in the first place.